These days...

[old.Tohtori]

...a bra isn't enough, you need a Shock Absorber Anna Kournikova Impact Level 3 Multiway Sports Bra

I mean, what has the world come to? Simple things are unspeakable and unheard of. I bet soon these will be in our stores aswell:


Supercrispy Extra Diet Lowfat Ham and Bacon Flavoured Cheesy Wrap Around Bread

Smooth Delight Easy Control Superlasting Almost Yellow Butter

4Door 4Wheel Extra Go Super Shiny Transport Urban Vehicle Meant To Go Nissan

It's just strange how things have to be SUPER or EXTRA nowadays.

Discuss.

 

[Cyradix]

Marketing4tehwin!!!

 

[Ekydus]

Twenty five 3 year olds sat around a desk with a "beginners guide to marketing thesaurus".

 

[Brynn]

That bra looks like its from the '50's

 

[old.Dillinja]

And the thing wearing it looks like it escaped from the zoo. :\

 

[Lumikki]

No thanks

xx

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seems people don't like simplified discussion threads and only looked at "Hmm..boobs."

So, let's try this:

Why can't bread just be called bread?

Why can't a bra just be called bra?

 

[old.tRoG]

Bread doesn't sell.

Super Duper 100% Non Fat Free Extra Thick Sexy Bread! 95% Extra Free!

Does.

Don't question it - it's a fact.

 

[Lumikki]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Shock Absorber Anna Kournikova Impact Level 3 Multiway Sports Bra

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Ment that "no thanks" to that

People will never change, add funny words to anything and it becomes interesting for some strange reason... <must have>

xx

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

What if you were playing against one of the Williams sisters and she served a ball into your left boob? I know I would want something to cushion the blow of a 100+mph ball smacking me in a sensitive area.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Ouch!

 

[Sharma]

.dluoc I hsiw I .dluoc I hsiw I .uoy tegrof ll'I emit tsal eht ,si siht dna ,uoy nodnaba ll'I emit tsal eht si sihT
.liava on ot lla ,liava on ot llA .eid ll'ew dna etah ll'ew dna evol lle'w dnA .seye ruoy ni nrub epoh tel ,srats eht ot kooL
.dluoc I hsiw I ,uoy tegrof ll'I emit tsal eht ,si siht dna ,uoy nodnaba ll'I emit tsal eht si sihT
.llacer lliw eno on ,llacer lliw eno oN .nrub ll'ew dna llaf ll'ew dna ylf ll'ew dnA .esir regna ruoy tel ,kcab uoy dloh t'now I dnA .eman a dah ehs haeY .eman a dah ehs dna ,yarp ll'ehs dna tuohs ll'ehs dna maercs ll'ehs dna ,worg dertah ruoy teL .yaw ruoy ni dnats t'now I

I wont stand in your way.
Let your hatred grow, and shell scream and shell shout and shell pray, and she had a name.
Yeah she had a name.
And i wont hold you back, let your anger rise.
And well fly and well fall and well burn.
No one weill recall,, no one will recall.
This is the last time ill abandon you, and this is, the last time ill forget you, i wish i could.
Look to the starts, let hope burn in your eyes.
And well love and well hate and well die.
All to no avail, all to no avail.
This is the last time ill abandon you, and this is, the last time ill forget you
I wish i could. I wish i could.

Muse - Stockholm syndrome.

Rocks.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I see I've started something.

 

[Sharma]

Yes i did spend 10 minutes reversing that siggie.

 

[old.Dillinja]

.toidi uoy ,gnipyt sdrawkcab eht tuoba gniklat m'I

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

It was rather ingenious...but it is pretty obsolete as a form of code now. :/

 

[old.Dillinja]

It's Belsameth's fault, I think we should plan revenge.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I thought we did?

Didn't I release the hounds?

 

[old.Dillinja]

Yeah but they didn't do a very good job, all they got was a leg and an arm.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Then we can cloooone her!

 

[old.Dillinja]

So that she can break even more of our ingenius codes?

Good thinking.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

We can make the clones work for us though. They can infiltrate the BW security and ... meh heh heh ... BAN COIM FOR ME!!

 

[old.Dillinja]

What if the clones turn against us? We need a backup plan. Something that doesn't include clones preferably.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

How about an atomic bomb installed in their cerebral cortex? If they start getting ideas then I flip the switch on the remote control and ~Ka-BOOM~

...or we could clone a lot of SaltyMcpeppers to drive the Bels clones insane?

 

[old.Dillinja]

Yeah and most likely take a large chunk of the Earth with it, don't you have anything the slightest bit practical? Jesus, I feel like I'm the one doing all the thinking here!

As for the salty idea, it's good but I'd have fears for my own safety with so many of them around.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Us evil geniuses prefer to think outside the box.

Okay, okay, how about a SMALL bomb in the cortex? Will that make you happy?

 

[old.Dillinja]

Indeed. Now I must go and reroute my circuit board. We shall put our plan into action tomorrow.

Good night, foolish human... Bwahahhaaahah!!1!1





















Whoops.. forget that last bit.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Umm...okay. Later dude.












~comes up with a backup plan in case Dil decides to do his 'stab Sissyfoo in the back' scheme again~