The Year's Best Headlines of 2003 [All real]

[Overdriven]

The Year's Best (Actual) Headlines of 2003


* Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
* Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
* Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death
* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
* War Dims Hope for Peace
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
* Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead


* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge = Best one


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[Hansmoleman]

if these are all british im moving to somewhere intelligent, move over france

 

[Job]

My 2nd favourite joke

Fellow is found drunk in the street and arrested, turns out he got all mixed up about acid and drank a car battery instead of popping a tab.

The police put him in a dry cell for the night and charged him in the morning.

 

[Xplo]

That made me cry from laughing!

 

[Hawkwind]

My Favourite was from Boxing news - the Danny Wiiliams Vs Klitschko match up where the headline read "Williams looking forward to lickin' Klit".

 

[Lumikki]

Rofl

 

[Ctuchik]

this one is translated from a sweedish "blooper"

some major footbal match where one team is getting their arses kicked and the speaker says.. "its looking dark on the ethiopean(sp?) bench"

not sure if it was ethiopia that he mentioned but it was a dark coloured team anyhow...

 

[Ezteq]

* Crack Found on Governor's Daughter *

And they say our journalists have no finesse!

p.s love that wanker smilie \o/

 

[Rookiescot]

They all very good

Reminds me of a guy in my work who was having a rant ....
He shouted "You three are a pair of bastards !!"