Chronictank
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It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding,
at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted
to thank the bride's family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy photo of his bride having "Sex" with the best
man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail
them. After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned
to the best man and said,........"F--- you!!!"........
He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!!!"
......... Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm outta here!" He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning. While most people would
have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge.....making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and the man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they looked-at the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man....PRICELESS.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding,
at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted
to thank the bride's family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy photo of his bride having "Sex" with the best
man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail
them. After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned
to the best man and said,........"F--- you!!!"........
He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!!!"
......... Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm outta here!" He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning. While most people would
have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge.....making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and the man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they looked-at the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man....PRICELESS.
