The War posted by Trixxy

[hoden]

I hope the rock this letter is attached to was not damaged as it flew in through your window, 'twas one of my favourites.

How mistaken Gelid was thinking that lowly horde to be JPF's finest member's! We wear our bright yellow cloaks with pride, there glare alone will have your measly troops running for cover!

We know not of what the "oversized spoon art" which you have erected in within the courtyard of Benowych represents, and thusly shall not fear it, nor shall we fear your cohorts. Your underhanded assault in the unfashionably early hours, on our leisure complex located in golfing country has not gone unnoticed and we shall be claiming a skiing resort closer to home soon.

Bazzaye is to be the first against the wall when Beno is ours, we can not allow such a mockery of our glorious leaders literery skills pass by without suitable "REWENGE!!!", your torture will not be swift, nay, you will be begging for hasty end as one of our less attractive elderly troll daughters makes clear her intentions... a fate which chills even our bravest trolls to the core of there being!

I bite my thumb at thee members of rigante, may the war last long enough for kelgor to be satisfied, and may your demise be a long drawn out event...

Till we meet on the field of conflict...

- Trixxy
- A Savage

 

[kjel]

WHAT?! They took the leisure complex?! THE GITS!!! I HAD POOL PRIVILIDGES!

 

[Lochlyessa]

k

 

[naetha]

Ahhhh you make me laugh

Does this mean that we have to keep on taking your keeps while you attempt to take ours just to keep me laughing?

 

[hoden]

bah you went and let the hibbies take your keep now do i take it from the hibbies and keep it from you or let you take it back so i can take it from you , we is gonna build the war slow from our side we are in no rush as we are in the middle of a big guild merge and trying to sort a new webby etc these things take time , anyway your not going any where

 

[lannovar]

Nah its ok we got beno back, we were a millions miles away deep in si land when the smelly tree huggers were banging on our doors. Still thx to hibs for not putting up a fight at beno on the retake Damm cheek taking it in the first place.