NSFW The truth about Russia

[cHodAX]

The internet never lies...

Russia - Encyclopedia Dramatica

Russia is very large, snowy, and poor shithole somewhere in the Arctics, inhabited by drunks firing nukes left, right and center. Now that Russia is an ultra-capitalist pseudodemocracy, the inhabitants are the ******s of Europe. As part of their cowardly, barbarian, savage, uncivilized, vodka-****** nature, they attack other countries almost as much as the United States because that's what freedom and God-fearing values are all about.

 

[cHodAX]

England is pretty brilliant as well!

England - Encyclopedia Dramatica

England, North France, Airstrip One, Englandistan, Middle East Jr., US Aircraft Carrier, or Tea-and-Crumpet-land is the largest and the least inbred country within the United Kingdom. (See Wales for above average inbreeding within the United Kingdom).

Uneducated fucktard Ameri***** (100% of the US population) are unable to grasp the fact that England is not the United Kingdom, only a part of it.

 

[Everz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5dUY6DmRQ

 

[Vasconcelos]

Hahaha

That site is the lulz

Spain

Under the rule of a German emperor, it once owned half the world and is responsible for unleashing the plagues known as Filipinos and Mexicans upon humanity. They are best known for their uncanny ability to stick their cock in anyone or anything, no matter how repulsive (Aztecs, Gooks, ******s, kangaroos and assorted other colored peoples in particular).

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's a bit heavy on the gay thing, but otherwise a fun site

The Winter War - Epic lulzfest where the Russians lost to a bunch of hunters on skis (and on amphetamine). IRL Counterstrike tough guy Simo Häyhä pnt >9000 Russians by headshot who bawwed he was using an AIMbot and brought in the bazookas but failed to IRL permaban him, although they did manage to shoot his jaw because he didn't buy a dog.

 

[Bahumat]

Haha I love it

 

[Huntingtons]

you perv choddy. I know how you found this article you peeping tom!

 

[cHodAX]

you perv choddy. I know how you found this article you peeping tom!

Yes yes, the pole vaulter.

 

[Lethul]

Sweden has such a long text

Sweden, or The Land of Gay Viking Metal Jihadists, is a country that never became famous in the Viking age because of their lack of pillaging other countries. They were mostly stationary pussyfaggots who traded and spread peace and harmony and buttlove. They were the Hippie-vikings of the north, and saw it as their call to spread falukorv and surströmming across the world. The swedes are known to be the single cause of the Black Plague as they invoked the wrath of Allah with their faggotry. The Swedes are responsible for ruining global culture with ABBA, Basshunter, Caramelldansen, Ace of Base and similar faggotry.

The Swedes are Germans, disguised as humans.

Sweden is known for being a matriarchy, ruled by hot girls that peg Swedish "men". They are also known for being total pussies; ever since they got a French king they have never went to war ever again, even during WW2 when they were in the middle of the battle they didn't do shit, except helping the nazis invade Norway. The Swedes compensate with this their lack of action by peacefully colonizing Mallorca and Thailand. Just like with the black plague, they invoked the wrath of Allah and caused the Tsunami after Thailand had been flooded with obnoxious pig-skinned Swedes on child-sex vacations.

Getting drunk and having massive gay orgies for the lulz is a Swedish tradition. A typical Swedish midsummer-festival involves getting into a boat full of men and booze, to honor their ancestors, failing and generally being pussies in England/France for the lulz, and returning with massive amounts of dildos. Bringing back all the hawt girls you can find is a tradition that no longer exist, due to the invasion by the gay albino ******s from France.

Sweden has royalty, even though they don't really do shit. The current royal family consists of the King (or Knig as he calls himself), a dyslectic dumbfuck whose only achievement in life was that he crawled out of the right pussy. The queen, a German nazi that cannot speak Swedish and annually spends 3/5th of the Swedish budget on plastic surgery. And then we have their 3 children, all of them male, practically making them all princes, but two of them - realizing they were transexuals - had a sex change thus making giving sweden two post op princesses, one that turned out ugly and one that became hot.

 

[Dvaerg]

Me likes!

Denmark is a boring ass country with nothing but Sand ******s and snow. The government picks up the snow from Greenland to get rid of the Sand ******s, but it doesn't help. Therefore they send some of them to Iceland. Also, the danes once were vikings, but the organization of banned NAMBLA members named EU decided that Denmark should be civilized like the rest of the wonderful countries in Europe, so now they fail at raping other countries (as shown at one of the pictures to the right). The vikings went sailing in their boats to what they called "Britfag Land" to rape their women and raid their homes for the l00t lulz. But one thing do the danes still have in common with the vikings... they all start drinking at the age of 13.

 

[Lamp]

lol....I bet the people who write this shit have never left their bedroom in their parents house

 

[cHodAX]

Scotland!

North Britain - Encyclopedia Dramatica

North Britain (previously known as Scotland), is a small Celtic country near Norway.

North Britain is well known for their awesome peps (whom wear a sexually appealing skirt known as a "kilt"), mass consumption of alcohol, drug problems, legally allowing the mass breeding of Gingers unchecked and primarily for hating the English for raping them in battle. Scotland's national languages are Gaelic and Scottish (a descendant of drunk talk and non-coherent mumbling), which is their very own mangled rape attempt on the English language.

The town of Paisley is the death capital of the world.

Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify win. They are the Koreans of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them realize how flawed they are by producing improved versions. To compensate for this, they have an obnoxious superiority complex towards any country they could manage to remember the name of in between each bottle of whiskey. They pretend to be like this for the benefit of every other country but in actual fact they all have the "Scottish Cringe". They hate themselves and everything to do with their country so they put on a show of superiority as to hide their shame. They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for AIDS and all of the world’s wars. Here, the Scrottish Parliament discusses issues of Scrottish Identity:

 

[cHodAX]

YouTube - NEDS Kru ft. The Wee Man

 

[cHodAX]

America...

The Jewnited States of Americunts - Encyclopedia Dramatica

The Jewnited states of Ameri*****, also known as the Confederate States of America, AmeriKKKa, Dumfuckistan, Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan, Fatty Nation, the Black States of America, or just America (since they claim that they are the only country in the whole continent) is a settlement of rednecks, spics, jews, ******s and christfags on land stolen from Indians. Ameri***** are ugly, greasy fat ***** who love nothing more than fucking their brothers and sisters and sucking off their dads tiny dick while mommy watches and pleasures herself with kitchen utensils. They also believe they are superior to everyone else, even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, they have the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas, and they have extremely tiny penises.

 

[fettoken]

YouTube - NEDS Kru ft. The Wee Man

Im going to need lyrics for that Cho plz!!

 

[leviathane]

Shock horror, what a s'prise names us as criminals. I'd have never seen that coming.

The United States of Ausfailia, or the great country full of unpatriotic idiots, is the arrogant, alcoholic, ****-crunching 51st and fattest state of America which will inevitably cause a nuclear Extinction Level Event (or "ELE") through the pure shit-faced stupidity it is famous for.
As the world's largest jail, based on an early model that would later become Guantanamo Bay, it is comprised entirely of the still imprisoned distant relatives of Britain's worst criminals (tax dodging sheep fuckers) and other detritus (Aspies) and a haven for aspiring international terrorists. Occasionally a feisty young Osama fanboy such as David Hicks will go rogue and spend a few years in Gitmo, but that's OK because these noble heroes will always be welcomed home with open arms.
Unlike other previously invaded countries, Australians genuinely have weapons of mass destruction and control almost half the worlds Uranium which they will give to the highest bidder, no matter who they may be. If it doesn't make you vomit blood in horror that such incompetent drunks could destroy the world in an instant, the fact that they sell weapons of mass destruction to obvious terrorists is the most horrifying act of terrorism since 11/9. Nevar furget.

 

[cHodAX]

Lol! Tasered 19 times whilst laying on the floor after a 30ft fall and a broken back! Only in America folks!

YouTube - Missouri Police Taser Boy With Broken Back 19 Times

 

[cHodAX]

Im going to need lyrics for that Cho plz!!

Me too, subtitles should be included because I think I managed about 5 words during the whole thing.

 

[cHodAX]

Shock horror, what a s'prise names us as criminals. I'd have never seen that coming.

Well it was a penal colony, there is no escaping that and tbfh your beer is borderline criminal!

Oh and Holden > Ford.

 

[cHodAX]

Genius.

America also enjoys firing at British troops, and bombing British tanks. This has gone back as far as the Second World War, as shown in a British wartime joke; "When the Germans shoot, the British duck. When the British shoot, the Germans duck. When the Americans shoot, EVERYONE ducks!". It should be noted that this joke is a good example of American ignorance. The reason friendly fire is higher among American forces is because they're retarded and poorly trained. Others have argued that they are just flat-out retarded. Since America's army exploits every country, they build huge rockets to watch the pretty colors, but then they discovered that they actually kill people when a guy thought he could reach the moon on one and failed, which resulted in the modern nuclear bomb.

The main problem with the United States Army seems to be the inability to aim, or co-ordinate any form of attack that doesn't consist of blindly shooting until you hit something. This is not helped by the high incest rate of America, which results in the low IQ and fleeting attention span. Training in the American army generally consists of having your head shaved and being able-bodied enough to hold a gun, whereas other more traditional armies persist with the idea that teaching people how to use their weapons, something America did away with some time ago.

 

[cHodAX]

YouTube - Exploding Whale

 

[DocWolfe]

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[cHodAX]

Fucking hell Doc, that link even made me shudder and close the page quickly.

 

[fettoken]

Me too, subtitles should be included because I think I managed about 5 words during the whole thing.

Come on, surely you know that language. Surely you roll with those guys? :england: (sorry, there were no welsh flag) (or where ever he is from)

 

[Punishment]

Welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica... make sure to check out their Offended Page: Offended - Encyclopedia Dramatica (NSFW) (Not Safe for Humans Either)

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Fucking hell uke:

 

[cHodAX]

Come on, surely you know that language. Surely you roll with those guys? :england: (sorry, there were no welsh flag) (or where ever he is from)

Nah he is from Glasgow, they are like a whole new species.

 

[aika]

Welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica... make sure to check out their Offended Page: Offended - Encyclopedia Dramatica (NSFW) (Not Safe for Humans Either)

{EDIT} DO NOT LOOK AT THAT PAGE.

I can look at that np and eat

has internet ruined me completely?

 

[Vasconcelos]

I can look at that np and eat

has internet ruined me completely?

Hahaha you are dead in the inside m8

 

[old.Tohtori]

I can look at that np and eat

has internet ruined me completely?

Ditto, huge hangover and eating some mayo tubna while kkkkkflipping through that page is a no prob

 

[cHodAX]

Ditto, huge hangover and eating some mayo tubna while kkkkkflipping through that page is a no prob

You are just an insensitive prick though!