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They're big, they're strong, they're ewul, they're trolls! Yep, that's right. And now they've banded together for a contest. What!? Trolls don't participate in contests you say? Oh yes they do and this time it's not an ordinary last-troll-standing tournament: It's a beauty contest à la Troll! Let's get started...
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Type: EQ2 Troll
Available professions: All
A.K.A: -
Strengths: Hides well in the grass due to his green skin and bushy hair.
Weaknesses: No statistical edge over other races, tainted breath
Habitat: Freeport
Description: The EverQuest2 troll is suffering from inferiority complex. Since the rending (see the history of EQ) he has lost his health regeneration ability, making Ogre, with higher strength, a better choice for the fighter profession.
Adding this to his already low agility and intelligence doesn't really help on the job market.
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Type: WoW troll
Available professions: Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Hunter, Mage, Warlock, Priest
A.K.A: rhino, "marionette"
Strengths: Highly educated, likes children and gnome punting. Less FotM than most other Horde races
Weaknesses: Blue skin makes chicks doubt one's heterosexuality
Habitat: The jungles of Warcraft
Description: Fierce, blue, cannibalistic and intelligent! Especially the latter feature makes this tall fanged race special. Despite his looks, The World of Warcraft-troll is a sensitive being who loves bathing and good books.
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Type: DAoC troll
Available professions: Warrior, Skald, Berserker, Savage, Thane, Bonedancer, Shaman
A.K.A: twoll, tr00l, teddybear, Frank
Strengths: Strong but sensitive, the DAoC troll is liked everywhere.
Weaknesses: Being able to be a Bonedancer has severely hurt the troll's reputation.
Habitat: Midgard, Aegir, Atlantis. Pays a visit to Hibernia and Albion frequently.
Description: Awww, everyone loves teh cute twoll of DAoC. Stony, round, blue-eyed and sad: the formula for success! This rocky chap takes care of his grandmother and wouldn't hurt a lurikeen.
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Last but certainly not least: The FH Troll!
Available professions: Fledgling Freddie, Regular Freddie, Scourging Bastard
A.K.A: spammer, farmer, scourgy
Strengths: Very high post-per-day score, somewhat amusing, keeps the boards alive
Weaknesses: Often underestimates the power of moderating, attracts pondlife
Habitat: The byways of FreddysHouse. Mostly seen in the Camlann subsection.
Description: The FreddysHouse Troll is a weird incident. Loved by the locals but hated by visitors, this troll gets easily into flame wars. Normally not dangerous but shouldn't be underestimated: a skilled troll can pwn you easily.
<<Incorporeal. No picture available>>
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Vote for your favourite troll today!
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Type: EQ2 Troll
Available professions: All
A.K.A: -
Strengths: Hides well in the grass due to his green skin and bushy hair.
Weaknesses: No statistical edge over other races, tainted breath
Habitat: Freeport
Description: The EverQuest2 troll is suffering from inferiority complex. Since the rending (see the history of EQ) he has lost his health regeneration ability, making Ogre, with higher strength, a better choice for the fighter profession.
Adding this to his already low agility and intelligence doesn't really help on the job market.
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Type: WoW troll
Available professions: Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Hunter, Mage, Warlock, Priest
A.K.A: rhino, "marionette"
Strengths: Highly educated, likes children and gnome punting. Less FotM than most other Horde races
Weaknesses: Blue skin makes chicks doubt one's heterosexuality
Habitat: The jungles of Warcraft
Description: Fierce, blue, cannibalistic and intelligent! Especially the latter feature makes this tall fanged race special. Despite his looks, The World of Warcraft-troll is a sensitive being who loves bathing and good books.
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Type: DAoC troll
Available professions: Warrior, Skald, Berserker, Savage, Thane, Bonedancer, Shaman
A.K.A: twoll, tr00l, teddybear, Frank
Strengths: Strong but sensitive, the DAoC troll is liked everywhere.
Weaknesses: Being able to be a Bonedancer has severely hurt the troll's reputation.
Habitat: Midgard, Aegir, Atlantis. Pays a visit to Hibernia and Albion frequently.
Description: Awww, everyone loves teh cute twoll of DAoC. Stony, round, blue-eyed and sad: the formula for success! This rocky chap takes care of his grandmother and wouldn't hurt a lurikeen.
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Last but certainly not least: The FH Troll!
Available professions: Fledgling Freddie, Regular Freddie, Scourging Bastard
A.K.A: spammer, farmer, scourgy
Strengths: Very high post-per-day score, somewhat amusing, keeps the boards alive
Weaknesses: Often underestimates the power of moderating, attracts pondlife
Habitat: The byways of FreddysHouse. Mostly seen in the Camlann subsection.
Description: The FreddysHouse Troll is a weird incident. Loved by the locals but hated by visitors, this troll gets easily into flame wars. Normally not dangerous but shouldn't be underestimated: a skilled troll can pwn you easily.
<<Incorporeal. No picture available>>
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Vote for your favourite troll today!
