The thread you've all been waiting for

[Tom]

Masturbation.


Yes, I said the word. We've all done it. We'll all do it again. Perhaps one of you is doing it right now (clean your keyboard and mouse please). We've had a poo thread, and just about every other kind of bodily function thread, but I haven't seen a wanking thread here.

Anyway, when I find I'm not making love to a beautiful woman, and my right hand is at a loose end (or a stiff end), I like to fantasise about my friend's sister, and maybe her friend with her, and generally have a good time. Maybe the wimmin here have had the odd diddle over thoughts of Brad Pitt or some other hunk. Whatever, I want to hear about it.

The strangest place I ever stroked my stiffy was outdoors on a cold night.

 

[mank]

and I thought the poo thread was bad.

 

[Ekydus]

Masturbation.

 

[Neural Network]

I do well with both right AND left hand.

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by Tom
Maybe the wimmin here have had the odd diddle over thoughts of Brad Pitt or some other hunk.

I believe it's called strumming, or flicking the bean.

 

[Big G]

This thread is over the line of intimate discussion: poos, bogeys and farting are all ok subjects. The 'M' word is too much.

G

 

[Yoni]

i would prefer a link on masterbation to everyones crapping habits tbh

 

[old.ignus]

Seems only Tom is willing to talk about his strangling of Kojak.

 

[Sharma]

I am right handed.

 

[bigfoot]

I'm sorry but no, this is a little too stupid.