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Loxleyhood

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[TB]Heavens: going to watch harry potter 2 =(
Wilddork|Draxa: its so sad harry dies in the end
[TB]Loxleyhood: Harry dies!?
Wilddork|Draxa: hes eaten alive by a soem giant snake
enkor: he dies of a cocaine
[TB]Loxleyhood: Does he at least get to fuck Hermanie first?
ekydus: actually there might be a name for textual porn
[TB]Loxleyhood: No
[TB]Loxleyhood: Harry Potter donned his magic invisable cloak, and silently slipped into the girl's dorm. He carressed Herm's silky breasts, and stroked her hair, until he felt the time was right, and pulled out his wand.......
[TB]Loxleyhood: Gentley he pushed it inwards, back and forth, back and forth. The fact that herm shared a room with 2 other girls detered him not. Then he got bored. "Time for you to see my most powerful wand" he said, grinning
[TB]Loxleyhood: Herm didn't really like Harry, but everyone else in the school was ginger or fat, so "fuck it" she thought. And she did.
[TB]Heavens: u writing a book or something ?
[TB]Loxleyhood: Herm squealed in delight as Harry thrust his magic forwards.
[TB]Loxleyhood: Herm's breasts shimmered as she began to sweat, her toes stretching out as Harry probed deeper and deeper.
[TB]Loxleyhood: At this point Ron's little sister decided to join in for some reason
[TB]Loxleyhood: Ron's sister and Herm kissed tenderly as Harry continued his magic, Herm's face starting to contort with pleasure.
ekydus: Ron's little sister was inexperienced with the wand, but she new how to wave it just the way Harry liked it.
[TB]Loxleyhood: Herm's pussy began to throb and shake, she screamed out so the whole dorm could hear!
[TB]Loxleyhood: But Harry was not finished with Herm yet, they didn't call him a parcel tongue for nothing
[TB]Loxleyhood: Licking his way around as wisely as a man navigating a Labirynth, he made Herm cry out even more
[TB]Loxleyhood: haha, im making myself laugh now
ekydus: my turn :p
[TB]Loxleyhood: Now both Ron's sister and Harry licked and licked
[TB]Loxleyhood: licked and licked and licked!
[TB]Loxleyhood: Herm's small frame teetered on the brink of a second climax!
[TB]Loxleyhood: Then she lurched her body in the air, crying in her new discovered ecstasy!
[TB]Loxleyhood: Then Ron decided he wanted to join in
[TB]Loxleyhood: But they told him to fuck off because he was ginger
ekydus: magical gang bang ^^
[TB]Loxleyhood: But Harry was still not content
[TB]Loxleyhood: Herm was gasping on the bed, clutching the sheets, but Harry had still not blown his magical potion
[TB]Loxleyhood: Now it was Ron's sister's turn, who had very unselfishly waited up until this moment
[TB]Loxleyhood: Harry forced open her legs, like a conqueror smashing down the gates to the city, and thrust deep into her body
[TB]Loxleyhood: She cried and cried until abrubtly Harry was content, and the three of them were left grasping, exhausted between the sheets.
[TB]Loxleyhood: I should do this when on pad more often :p
ekydus: His wand was no longer sparkling as if new, it had been worn down and it was growing larger as the magic waited to explode
[TB]Loxleyhood: this is barrysworld worthy imo :p
ekydus: nah it'll be closed cos of it's paedohphillic content ~_~
[TB]Loxleyhood: well, at least I'll have no shortage of fantasys if I want a wank tonight
pinkie: thought TB was against zerging
 

Krissy

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Nah, most ppl are very slack (mentaly of course Flesh before u get urself going again :eek7: ) for lack of a better word .
 

Conchabar

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from loxs post i now realise he fantasize's over small bh0ys and girls -_-
 

Flesh

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Yes Conchabar, you'd better watch out, or maybe he'll come after you and make a fantasy come true. :eek:
 

Lakih

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Im not sure the people involved want me to post this so i cut their names out :)
("The kitty" is a druids pet)
 

Blondy

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Rogard said:


Grped with that guy yesterday hehe :eek7:
Lol he's probably a 12 year old horny little kid :p maybe he's telling the truth about himself tho!
Cyfr did u pay a tenner for your own custom post title?
 

'Shy

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Lakih said:
Im not sure the people involved want me to post this so i cut their names out :)
("The kitty" is a druids pet)
Hahah, that was prolly me :D
 

Wile E. Coyote

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What a naughty thread! You have all been very bad children... Don't you know that you will get hairy palms and go blind? Straigth to bed! And no supper!
 

Monkee

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Loxleyhood said:
I expected that my post would cause more of an uproar. :(

lol, i couldnt stop laughing, guy sitting next to me was like "wtf are u reading!?" :)
 

Cyfr

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Wheres the SS with a female druid typing
/em strokes her pussy

:)
 

Kyra

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OMG so funny!


<hopes like hell her friends/guildmates don't save screenshots of her mistells>
 

Korax

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Loxleyhood said:
There are about four more, but that's the only one I know of that's recorded. :p
Givf always on chat logging eh?
 

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