The stench of fear

[Damini]

My first stand up performance tonight. I'm beginning to question my own sanity.

I wish I still smoked.

I wish I thought valium and stand up would be compatible.

That is all.

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!!!

*whimper*

 

[granny]

omg good luck Damini

Knock 'em dead, and if they don't laugh knock 'em dead literally

Let us know how it goes!

 

[Testin da Cable]

go for it D break some legs!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You go girlfriend!

 

[whipped]

Remember, jokes that involve 3 people of different nationalities walking into a bar always work. Honest.

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk


You go girlfriend!

OI! Only I get to say that.

So....erm..

You go girlfriend!!

 

[stu]

So the Royal Family are sat down for Christmas dinner...

 

[Insane]

Good luck tonight

i'll just be preparing the coffin for afterwards :uhoh:

Edit: Doh! too slow on the edit function to add the line...

...when three waiters walked in, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a black African all wearing suits...

 

[whipped]

Originally posted by stu
So the Royal Family are sat down for Christmas dinner...

... when in walks an Irshman, a scottishman and an Englishman ...

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by WPKenny


OI! Only I get to say that.

So....erm..

You go girlfriend!!

Yes, but only I get to wear the pink cheerleader's outfit and pretend that my bra isn't stuffed.

 

[Sar]

Wazz watches far too much Ricki for his own good tbh.

GL Dams!

 

[Damini]

I see dead people

Thanks guys. I'll try not to let you all down by pissing on the stage and then crying to the audience.

 

[Will]

Is that comedy or performance art?

Seriously, good luck, though you'll be fine. It's only scarey for the first 2 minutes, and the hours beforehand. Once you've started, it'll be easy.

 

[Damini]

Alrighty... I'm off up to uni for The Long Day. If I'm not on the forums for a few days after this, chances are I've changed my name and emigrated. Cheers for the support old beans!

Tally ho!!

 

[ECA]

I know what your thinking your dirty bitch!

Its illegal but i'll do it anyway!

 

[Testin da Cable]

go for it Damini

 

[Summo]

Oh my FUCKING CHRIST stand-up comedy? :uhoh:

I'm too late but the very best of luck, Lou. If it makes you feel better I sincerely don't envy you at all.

Good luck out there...

 

[Insane]

Originally posted by Damini
I see dead people

YYYAAARRRGHHHHHH

*dies of fright*









Gah! that pictures almost ripe for photochopping!

 

[Xtro]

Takes a lot of courage to do it Damini, even if you bomb don't let it put you off. Just finished reading Frank Skinner's biog and his first gig is piss funny for all the wrong reasons.

gl!

 

[Wij]

You go sexual partner !


*avoid kenny-punches*

 

[Moving Target]

Good luck

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Damini
Thanks guys. I'll try not to let you all down by pissing on the stage and then crying to the audience.

Some ppl would pay for that too you know...

 

[Testin da Cable]

hmm let's try to keep our perversions well in check shall we?






*fiddles w/pot of liquid latex*

 

[PR.]

Start the car if you hear sounds like this during your performance.



Break a leg

 

[Summo]

Hehe. I've got 4MB worth of 'The Sound of Silence' effects.

They amuse me, anyway.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*back away*
*avoid eyecontact*

 

[Xtro]

I've told the ladies I live with about Damini doing stand-up tonight and they (like me) are thinking about you Dams!

Eagerly awaiting a full report.

 

[danger]

Make sure your audience has lots of suck ups like me who wouldn't dare booing anyone..... I really must take a course in assertiveness I have no free will!

 

[Panda On Smack]

Originally posted by stu
So the Royal Family are sat down for Christmas dinner...

I love The Office

 

[WPKenny]

I'm off in a second to see my lovely perform on stage...telling jokes.

I'll tell her about your encouraging words. Cheers lads (and ladies, Wazz, you know who you are).