The simplest game in the world

[Nibbler]

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[nothing]

yeh. We could play... um... I know! Mornington Crescent!

 

[Nibbler]

we could....if we knew what it was

 

[nothing]

Duh... have you NEVER listened to 'I'm sorry, I haven't a Clue'?
You play it like this: You have to think up imaginary train stations around London, journey from one to the next, making them up as you go along, but still sounding plausible. Also you introduce obscure and never-before-documented rules that sound riduculous, but possible, to aid you along the way. I'll start:
Leamington Park.

 

[luap]

Fulham Junction.

I've heard it, still non the wiser.

 

[Wij]

Kensington Market

(confused)

 

[Nibbler]

Um

Kings Square