The sausage and the cat

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mewizard

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Heres a story for everyone out there.

Once upon a time, there was a little hungry cat.
This cat was very hungry indeed! So he set off on his usual route to work.
He saw a sausage in the nearby river. He tried to get it but he was too scared of falling in the water so he carried on down stream.
Later, he saw an even bigger sausage! He was too hungry to walk on, so he tried to reach out and grab the sauage but unfortunately he fell in :(

This is a sad story ladys and gentleman....

But the moral of the story is the bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy. :clap:
 
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mewizard

Guest
i got another joke but it involves a banana instead
 
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mewizard

Guest
Originally posted by Disco PhoolCat
0i!

The Cat's NOT for dunking!!! :eek:

what about chiken nuggets? i like them, talking of chiken nuggets! im gonna make a cheese burger now! brb
 
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Disco PhoolCat

Guest
Originally posted by mewizard
i got another joke but it involves a banana instead

Do any Cats get hurt or wet in it?
 
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Perplex

Guest
That was so shit it actually caused me to have an acute abdominal siezure and mild epileptic fit.
 
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Munkey-

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no. thats from looking at the monitor for long periods of time
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
Originally posted by Perplex
That was so shit it actually caused me to have an acute abdominal siezure and mild epileptic fit.


:D roxxor!
 
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Stazbumpa

Guest
Well I laughed.

But I normally laugh all the time.
And when they untie me I'm allowed to clap as well.
 
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mr.Blacky

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you are in a happy mood now, caus of your new lady?;)
 
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mewizard

Guest
glad most peopel like it, no need for my banana follow up :cool:
 
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Stazbumpa

Guest
Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt
you are in a happy mood now, caus of your new lady?;)

Gee now, let me think...........

/Ace Ventura
 
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Wij

Guest
Does your woman not mind you putting her tit-size in your sig ? :)

(That joke was fucking wank btw !)
 
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SFXman

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Hhiihihihhahahahhihehehiehieaiahiaihaiha! Great stuff. :D
:clap:
 
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Munkey-

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WHY DO YOU KEEP DREDGING UP THESE POSTS!

GO SUPPORT RANGERS! DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR!
 
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Zey

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Originally posted by Munkey
WHY DO YOU KEEP DREDGING UP THESE POSTS!

GO SUPPORT RANGERS! DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR!


lol nuff said :p
 

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