The Royal Buffoon

[old.smurflord]

I was crafting by the forge in Camelot this morning about 7:30. When I went back to the shop next to the forge, there was a kobold standing there.
My first thought was "Arrggh, bug exploiter. Kill it!!!! Bugger, all my weapons are in the vault atm, I am so dead".
Then I noticed it was a neutral npc. I cannot remember it's name, but it was Something The Royal Buffoon.
Tried speaking to it but all it gave was some quip about not wanting to speak to me. I assume this is part of some event.
All I can say is good going, GOA, this sort of thing keeps me interested. I am just damn curious what this is about now.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Jehovah has heard your account noble Smurf, and has consulted the Oracles of the Almighty

We have divined, that you are off your trolley. I prescribe 300 hallelujahs and abstaining from drinking whatever it is thats causing this disturbing lack of sanity

Kobolds by the forge, tsk tsk, whatever next. I imagine youll be singing the 'I'm a little Kobold' song before long.

<sigh> I'll go prepare the Exorcising Pit ready for youre admittance

 

[old.Hendrick]

Same Kobold was in Camelot at the forge on friday night at about 1am CET, got killed quickly by an armsman. I talked to him first by right clicking, and he said something like "youze noze myze friendze".

 

[Addlcove]

then when you said his name Masplosian (or something like that) he said something like thatbememe and another 2 lines of gibberish, then when you said Buffoon it said something more....

was quite entertained by it as I waited for my armor to be done

 

[Roalith]

I didn't take THAT long over your armour, Octanian <grin>

 

[Addlcove]

No master Roalith you didn´t, it was the other 2 armors before mine that took time <smiles>

 

[old.Nim]

Heh, we killed Cath Paluc last week Octanion - am sure we'll be doing so again!