the right way to eat a fast-food menu

[Funkybunny]

ok.. i just ordered a burger with chips on the side... and i thought of what me and a few friends have "argued" about a few times... if you buy a hamburger with chips on the side.. how do you eat it?


1. the hamburger first.. then the chips..

2. the chips first.. then the hamburger

3. a bit of each.. one bite of burger, one piece of chips..



yes im bored... and im a definite 1.. why a 1? i dont want to risk getting filled up on chips and risking not eating that delish burger... the chips isnt that a big a deal for me and i dont care if i dont finish that one

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just bought maccy stuff....will be a long while 'till i touch that crap again.

Not to say i'm a health guy, farcry from it, but they just taste...tasteless. Fries like chips of wood with no salt whatsoever(f*ck health issues), burger with more lettuce then beef and the amount of mayo that could drown luxemburg. I like burgers, i like fries, but McDonalds ain't getting my cash anymore. Unless i want gods bestest creation, a McFlurry

But, my answer would be:

I eat the burger, munch on the fries while doing it, gulp down the dishwate...ehm...coke somewhere along there and basicly just destroy the meal. Guess it's option 3 then.

 

[Dillinja]

Mcdonalds is nice.

As for how to eat it.. who cares? Eat it how you see fit.

 

[harebear]

Err I don't really eat much fast food, except some pizza... thats normally not that fast.. so I can't help :<

 

[Overdriven]

Burger first tbh ;o
Chips can wait.

 

[Fedaykin]

wtf have to eat chip sfirst

as they go cold faster!

 

[Dillinja]

Nothing wrong with cold chips. You people are too fussy.

 

[ReaLX]

cold chips are sooooo 1987...

 

[Daedalus]

Haven't been to a Mc or a Burger King for ages now. I'd say 3, if I would care.

 

[tris-]

i put a bit of chips and burgere in my mouth together, chew a bit, then swill round the drink and swallow.

 

[Fana]

Watch "Supersize Me", the documentary by Morgan Spurlock on fastfood and you wont wanna eat that crap ever again uke: Even a sallad at McDonalds contain as much sugar as your average bag of candy - all to give people a feeling of wellbeeing so theyll come back for more.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Watch "Supersize Me", the documentary by Morgan Spurlock on fastfood and you wont wanna eat that crap ever again uke: Even a sallad at McDonalds contain as much sugar as your average bag of candy - all to give people a feeling of wellbeeing so theyll come back for more.

If in the US that is. Laws of food incredients (as an example in finland) are way more strict. Fresh veggies etc...that's why i said my burger looked more like a veggie dream then a burger

 

[Ezteq]

hmm McD's <shudder> had a friend who got a chicken burger from there bit in to and and a cyst popped in her mouth (infected chicken bleh) i got a chocolate shake from there and there was manky old milk in it that had gone rancid and formed the consistancy of string (puked pretty fast i can tell you) funny thing was i never went to McD's and that day was dying for a shake thought hmm they couldnt really go wrong with that could they..... how wrong i was.

Im burgerking fan and when it comes to the eating of it has to be burger mainly first with bites of chips (can never bring meself to call them "fries" for some reason) dipped in mayo ofc, with choccy shake to lube the path.

Have to just ask here home town i've found KFC chips to be the most rancid things on earth, pale little flacid things with no crunch or flavour, is this just in bournemouth or are they that bad everywhere?

 

[ReaLX]

KFC fries are crap in holland also

 

[Funkybunny]

im not talking about mc-donalds or kfc... im just talking about general burger-menus... most places here in norway serve like a menu... burger, chips and a bottle of soda ...

 

[Archeon]

Burgar - - > Chips - - > Drink. Its the only way to do it

Though I havn't been to a fast food place since this whole "OMFG EATING BADLY AND NOT EXERCISING IS MAKING ME FAT! QUICK! SUE MACDONALDS!!" (and in Macdonalds case... "OH MY GOD, ITS FLAVOUR OF THE MONTH TO EAT HEALTHY FOOD!!!! QUICK REMOVE THE FLAVOUR FROM OUR FOOD AND DRIVE AWAY CUSTOMERS!!!") fad(s) started, I knew Mcd's was bad for me. But 99.9% of the flavour was in the stuff that was bad for you. They're removed most of it and what we're left with is somthing i'd use to hold the door open

Food isn't so much the problem as people being too fucking lazy to go to the Gym (or if like me you don't have time/too poor to signup to a Gym. Go running in the mornings) But I go off topic...

Burgar -> Chips -> Drink.

Anyone who says otherwise needs to be stabbed with a plastic spoon!

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

well for me it depends on what Burger i'm having ... or Burgers.

what i sometimes do is Have my Wopper ( i Hate Mc'ds ... pile of poo) then eat my chips ( and yeah KFC chips just s00k everywhere) then i'll have my deseret ( usualy a Chicken Royal) then my Drink a Large Coke =)


haven't done this in about 1 week , time before that was hmm ... about june

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Used to eat fast sood until it started geting expensive (i.e. when I started getting paid less.). ow i dont bother with it. Just cook something at home and have done with it, much better than paying for a heart attack if you can cause one yourself. Especially if you can puck up 1/2 pound low fat burgers for grilling and some large muffins. Yummy!

Note: Currently on a starvation diet for a few days while I have x-rays. Food topic is good for soul.

 

[Jeeves]

Chips first, that way you can use the empty chip box to scrape the shit and gunk off the burger. :x

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Chips first, that way you can use the empty chip box to scrape the shit and gunk off the burger. :x

how about jsut not ordering all the gunk in the first place ;P

 

[Tom]

Always save the best until last

 

[oblimov]

chips first i have to say

must say ive always wondered if its just me that thinks kfc chips taste like cardboard

the best chips used to be those burger king ones, dunno if they still do em been off fast food for donkeys, but there were like coated in some chemical stuff that made em extra crispt and kept them warm

 

[Cyradix]

chips and burger at the same time. After that your second burger and a coke

 

[Marc]

well for me it depends on what Burger i'm having ... or Burgers.

what i sometimes do is Have my Wopper ( i Hate Mc'ds ... pile of poo) then eat my chips ( and yeah KFC chips just s00k everywhere) then i'll have my deseret ( usualy a Chicken Royal) then my Drink a Large Coke =)


haven't done this in about 1 week , time before that was hmm ... about june

You hate Mc'ds? You nearly put em out of business in blackpool.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

You hate Mc'ds? You nearly put em out of business in blackpool.

went in there with j00 cuz thats wher eu wanted to go .. and KFC wasn't open


only got a large meal and another burger .. nothing special

mc'ds = Vacum bombs .. 30 mins after eating one , u belch .. and then your hungry again

 

[Ezteq]

i think they put sugar on the chips (still cant bring meself to call em fries) i read that somewhere it makes em crispeh and full of saturated yumminess!

and btw NERF FAT PEOPLE SUING FAST FOOD CHAINS!! should be a weigh in at door "sorry love its for your own good" < directs fat chick to salad bar over road>

saw something on tv the other day with the woman about my height (5 foot) but she weighed about 20 stone i shit you not, and she was moaning about the fact that she'd had a stroke, blaming the food manufacturers for adding large quantities of salt to ready meals etc, couldnt help myself yelling at tv "they wernt the ones adding double extra fat bastard portions to your plate though were they chubby!!"

sorry but im going to rant here, you smoke and get lung cancer your gonna be pissed but most folk accept its there own doing for smoking, you drive drunk and mame yourself your going to say "well i was a bit daft wasnt i?" so why is it fat people cant admit that they havent been force fed in their sleep whilst chained up and unable to fight off these evil feeders, its always someone elses fault makes me mad.....dammit, k you can have your thread back now jack over.

 

[Heath]

Well....to get the full benefit...i put chips IN my burger...saves me having to choose. Then, when my burger/chipbutty is finished..eat the rest of the chips and wash it down with a DIET coke for balance ((o:

 

[harebear]

i think they put sugar on the chips (still cant bring meself to call em fries) i read that somewhere it makes em crispeh and full of saturated yumminess!

and btw NERF FAT PEOPLE SUING FAST FOOD CHAINS!! should be a weigh in at door "sorry love its for your own good" < directs fat chick to salad bar over road>

saw something on tv the other day with the woman about my height (5 foot) but she weighed about 20 stone i shit you not, and she was moaning about the fact that she'd had a stroke, blaming the food manufacturers for adding large quantities of salt to ready meals etc, couldnt help myself yelling at tv "they wernt the ones adding double extra fat bastard portions to your plate though were they chubby!!"

sorry but im going to rant here, you smoke and get lung cancer your gonna be pissed but most folk accept its there own doing for smoking, you drive drunk and mame yourself your going to say "well i was a bit daft wasnt i?" so why is it fat people cant admit that they havent been force fed in their sleep whilst chained up and unable to fight off these evil feeders, its always someone elses fault makes me mad.....dammit, k you can have your thread back now jack over.

So twue ;p is kinda funny to laugh at those overweight whales from America thou ;p

 

[swords]

I would cut the menu into small bite sized pieces then smother them in Ketchup and try not to throw up.

 

[UndyingAngel]

put them all in a blender .. and drink solves the problem lol.. but Buger first tho imho