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[old.Morpheus]

Alright, which one of you was it?

ROFL. Muppet.

 

[Wij]

hehehehehehehe

top flamey

 

[*Kornholio*]

I like the reply

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

the guy should lay off thos pink pills

 

[old.Japes]

Poo! Got a "Page cannot be found" message, and I know it's not TheRegister, cos I just visited the site..

Can someone give us a quick recap?

 

[*Kornholio*]

Here ya go m8....

This week's flame is a cautionary tale. It's an insight into what happens when young people spend too long in a darkened room in front of a monitor surrounded by Lara Croft and Seven of Nine posters, soiled tissues and discarded pizza boxes. And what happens when they don't check their facts, preferring instead to let their raging hormones do the talking. Jonathan Beer, go and tidy your room - you're grounded:

You ASSMUNCHING doom merchant piss monger! I sent you some fauckin news yesterday to press release address, about Barrysworld no longer being titsup.com and you totally failed to pay any attention. You suck! If you're gonna report when it goes down, report when it comes back fag. ONly interested ion bad sodding news aren't you? BUTTMONKEYS! suck my big fat hairy one

One thing we can safely assume about this rude young man is that whatever appendage he is suggesting we suck is neither big nor fat. Probably not very hairy yet either.

 

[old.MrBC]

I just read that on El Reg myself and I had to wonder if the guy was actually trying for Flame of the Week. I mean, can anyone be that stupid? Actually forget that, I know they can. This guy looks like an a**hole either way!

Whoever you are Mr Flamer, please own up so we can point and laugh!

 

[old.Japes]

Ta Kornholio. I just checked the link again, and it now works. Probably my ISP playing silly buggers yestarday.

Well, what a well-informed and intelligent chap that respondent sounds like, eh? If you're trying for Flame of The Week, be a mite more creative in your use of the English language.

 

[Wij]

Yeh. Lets try to make a better one

 

[Testin da Cable]

some peeps just do that you know

run for FotW with every email wooo

-tdc

 

[nothing]

We should have like a policing system. If some bugger is giving us a bad name, we shun him. That way, we make sure that BW posters & players are always respected.
-If you aint got respecta, you aint got NOTHING! Here me? NOTHING! (i forget where this is from, but its kinda appropriate)

 

[Nibbler]

But if we did that, wouldn't everyone be shunned? Why should we do that? Why? Hear me, WHY?

 

[nothing]

I don't think I would be shunned. Nor would every other reasonably sensible person here. For example, Wij, TUG, Luap-FFS... the list is long. If you want to go do something that will give us a bad name, I, personally, will advocate such a course of action, even if anyone else does not. So there

 

[Nibbler]

Yes ok, failed joke, my apologies

Good idea by you, bad joke by me

 

[nothing]

/me suddenly gets it.
Oops. hehe.

doh!

 

[old.TUG]

mummy, whats my naaammmeee????????? booohooohooo

wot is this post about? I aint read it yet but I saw me name above God I am famous..

 

[Wij]

Read the damn post then

 

[old.TUG]

Arse

 

[nothing]

It's about... damn, I've forgotten what it's about.

[Edited by mungo_jerry on 10-03-01 at 08:00]

 

[Wij]

the reg perhaps ??

 

[nothing]

Not a chance.

 

[Wij]

/me slaps mj about the head

 

[nothing]

hehe.
was just watching the first Red Dwarf.
"But Rimmer, you are a smeg head."

 

[Wij]

Not really a fan of Red Dwarf me. Gets on me tits

 

[Testin da Cable]

couple years back they 0wned

but as said, a couple years back

 

[Wij]

Nah. It always sucked

 

[nothing]

bugger@that.

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh

very rare occurance #3425152 :

tdc agrees with Mungo_jerry