Sex The rape game

Bahumat

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Say to your missus

You: "Wanna play rape?"
Her: "No way!"
You: "That's the spirit :)"
 

TdC

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I said that to my mrs once and she whipped out a 14" strap on and said that I'd better start running:(
 

Bahumat

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I said that to my mrs once and she whipped out a 14" strap on and said that I'd better start running:(

I always wondered where you got the limp from :p
 

TdC

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I tell people it's from a mountain biking accident. The truth is just so awkward sometimes :(
 

Bahumat

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Can I interest you in a wurthers original?
 

TdC

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only if I can take it out of your pocket myself :D
 

Bahumat

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Ooh you are my soul mate!
G'night all ZZzz....
 

old.Tohtori

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Not sure if like thread.

Not really that funny of a subject.

Oh well, don't have to like it all :p
 

Scouse

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Gonna try that on the missus when she gets downstairs. I'll post her reaction.

To be fair, she'll probably just say "you tried that one last weekend when pissed" but wtf eh? :)



Edit: Gah. Nothing shocks her any more. Gonna have to trade in :|
 

old.Tohtori

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I have a few ideas Scouse, but i think you want to stay in a relationship :p
 

Bodhi

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"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person on earth!"

"But who would be here to stop me?"


Fnarple. Anyway, apparently it isn't rape if you shout "Surprise!" first.
 

Cerb

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Tried this lastnight.






....didn't go down well.
 

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