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For everyone who's heard; "The devil went down to georgia" by the Charlie Daniels band.
The Ranger Went Down to Emain by Kaphen DePriest -vnboards
The Ranger went down to Emain
he was lookin for a caster to kill
He was in a bind with his gimp behind
with no druid for a heal.
He came across a young runie
wielding a staff and weiding it hot
So he jumped upon the AMG wall
and said "N00b let me tell ya what!
I'll bet you didn't know it
but my armor's gimpy too
and if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you die to assassins pretty fast boy
but give the Ranger his due
I'll bet a Staff of gold against yer soul
'cause i think I'm gimpier than you."
The runie said "My name's Crippler,
and though I know you'll win
I'll take that bet and I'll prolly regret
'cause yer the gimpiest thats ever been!"
< chorus >
Crippler take off all yer robes and try to get hit hard
The Ranger's loose in Emain and he's gimpier by far
And if you win you get this shiny staff thats made of gold
but if you lose the Ranger gets yer soul.
The Ranger walked to MPK and said
"I'll start this show."
Fire flew from his fingertips
as he pulled out his bow
he nocked an arrow to the bow string
and then heard a sudden whhiiish
a band of SBs PAed at once
and it sounded something like this.
Arrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!
When the Ranger died Crippler said
"Well yer pretty gimped ol' son!"
But just lay down on that grass right there
and let me show ya how its done!"
<chorus>
Infils on the mountain, run boys run
Middies own all keeps under the Albies' sun
Middies in the DF makin' that gold
Hibbies do your swords bite? No child no.
Crippler got away
and then he knew that he'd been beat.
He went to where the Ranger lay
but he'd already auto-released
Crippler said "Ranger just come on back
but I'm sure you'll die again.
'Cause I told you once
you son-of-a-biznatch
Yer the gimpiest thats ever been!"
<chorus>
Infils on the mountain, run boys run
Middies own all keeps under the Albies' sun
Middies in the DF makin' that gold
Hibbies do your swords bite? No child no.
The Ranger Went Down to Emain by Kaphen DePriest -vnboards
The Ranger went down to Emain
he was lookin for a caster to kill
He was in a bind with his gimp behind
with no druid for a heal.
He came across a young runie
wielding a staff and weiding it hot
So he jumped upon the AMG wall
and said "N00b let me tell ya what!
I'll bet you didn't know it
but my armor's gimpy too
and if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you die to assassins pretty fast boy
but give the Ranger his due
I'll bet a Staff of gold against yer soul
'cause i think I'm gimpier than you."
The runie said "My name's Crippler,
and though I know you'll win
I'll take that bet and I'll prolly regret
'cause yer the gimpiest thats ever been!"
< chorus >
Crippler take off all yer robes and try to get hit hard
The Ranger's loose in Emain and he's gimpier by far
And if you win you get this shiny staff thats made of gold
but if you lose the Ranger gets yer soul.
The Ranger walked to MPK and said
"I'll start this show."
Fire flew from his fingertips
as he pulled out his bow
he nocked an arrow to the bow string
and then heard a sudden whhiiish
a band of SBs PAed at once
and it sounded something like this.
Arrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!
When the Ranger died Crippler said
"Well yer pretty gimped ol' son!"
But just lay down on that grass right there
and let me show ya how its done!"
<chorus>
Infils on the mountain, run boys run
Middies own all keeps under the Albies' sun
Middies in the DF makin' that gold
Hibbies do your swords bite? No child no.
Crippler got away
and then he knew that he'd been beat.
He went to where the Ranger lay
but he'd already auto-released
Crippler said "Ranger just come on back
but I'm sure you'll die again.
'Cause I told you once
you son-of-a-biznatch
Yer the gimpiest thats ever been!"
<chorus>
Infils on the mountain, run boys run
Middies own all keeps under the Albies' sun
Middies in the DF makin' that gold
Hibbies do your swords bite? No child no.
