The Optimist Thread

[Vladamir]

Essex Girl Geek!!

She'll fuck on the first raid! xD

Fucking rofl :worthy::worthy:

 

[Bahumat]

It is a laughing matter, I am laughing at the responces.

Sorry you disagree or find it offensive, but to be honest I don't really care...

Gamah the only reason i posted was because i reported the thread due to my feeling it was offensive. I see you as a nice enough guy hence why i write the next part...

I dont really know how the "Report bad post" process worked, but in the event they closed the thread and gave you a warning, I wanted to apologise first. At no point would i want you to receive a warning from the mods over this, hopefully if they do close the thread, you wont get that.

 

[Gamah]

Thats fair and thanks for owning up, I doubt I will get a warning but the thread may get locked.

props!

I hope it doesn't personally but then we are all entitled to our opinions

 

[Lenore]

Essex Girl Geek!!

She'll fuck on the first raid! xD

lol thanks for the advertisement

 

[Vladamir]

lol thanks for the advertisement

Which area of essex can i acquire your services in then?

 

[Lenore]

Which area of essex can i acquire your services in then?

only one person gets my services and fortunatly for me its not you!

dont wanna own up to where abouts i live as its shameful so lets just pretend and say chelmsford! (trust me its better than where i live)

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have a friend who was making similar types of jokes, he did not mean it in a nasty way, but it really annoyed me. He said something along the lines of "Oh i wish i could go into a coma for a few months" <some dumbass reason why>, then something about Diabetics having it lucky as they can self cause this.

Yeah, that's a joke i would've first gone all ballistic about and went "What the f*ck are you talking about don't you think my life is a living hell because of this f*cking deseace and if oyu think there's something to laugh about it i should stick that pint of yours where the f*cking sun don't shine you goddamn motherf*cker!!"...then wait a while for a "umm...." reaction and then go "aaaaaaaaaaaa gotcha! "

Which only goes to show, i'm an a**hole and that it's not about the illness, it's about persons. You don't like 'em 'cause you don't have that kind of humorsense, i take 'em like i take my women, easy

 

[Everz]

only one person gets my services and fortunatly for me its not you!

dont wanna own up to where abouts i live as its shameful so lets just pretend and say chelmsford! (trust me its better than where i live)

tell me so i can go ghetto on your area star.

 

[Vladamir]

only one person gets my services and fortunatly for me its not you!

dont wanna own up to where abouts i live as its shameful so lets just pretend and say chelmsford! (trust me its better than where i live)

Chelmsford rox the box anyway, i run that ghetto

 

[Lenore]

i run it when i can be assed to stay at uni. live just down the road in silly harlow though, poor little me in chavville

 

[Everz]

Chelmsford rox the box anyway, i run that ghetto

so you do star

 

[Everz]

i run it when i can be assed to stay at uni. live just down the road in silly harlow though, poor little me in chavville

ill be there, if you see some pimp with a pretty tight bodykit on a banged up pos car, then that wont be me, i use the bus.. peace..

 

[Ezteq]

ok then Lenore, specially for you some geek bashing:

how do geeks practice safe sex?

dude6969: a/s/l?
sexylady: 19/f/brazil

(dude6969 is really a 52 year old trucker called dave and sexylady is really his boss, mervin)

-how many geeks does it take to change a lightbulb?

*snort* we shun light!

-300 naked supermodels running through a geeks back yard screaming "give it to me baby" whys the geeks crying?

its hayfever season and he cant leave the house

-geek and his gf about to have sex for the first time but msn crashes so they have to stay virgins until they can reboot.

-John the decorator is getting off looking at Playboy magazine, phil the geek is doing the same thing looking at the latest Alienware catalogue

-mr geek and mrs geek in bed, mrs geek cries out "fgs do you even know what the g spot is???" mr geek *taptaptap* "according to wikipedia..."

-later that same night: mrs geek "fgs why cant you find my clitoris!!!" mr geek "google earth is down "

- Pete the geek is on who wants to be a millionare, he gets stuck on the £32 000 question tarrant says "well you have a phone a freind life line left do you want to use it?" pete the geek requests a "consult OT" instead, he has no friends.

 

[Vladamir]

Ez you're off your rocker

 

[megadave]

this thread is begging for some diabetics jokes

 

[old.Tohtori]

Eq please, next time google some nerd jokes *rubs eyes*

Bad...baaaad....

 

[Ezteq]

Eq please, next time google some nerd jokes *rubs eyes*

Bad...baaaad....

pfft all my really bad jokes are crafted by my own fair hand and it would be highly disrespectful (not to mention cheating) if i just went on google and nicked someone elses crap jokes when i am more than capable of making the worst ever jokes on my own.

 

[Gamah]

I've knocked one out over an alienware catalog!!*














































*MAY NOT BE TRUE.

 

[old.Tohtori]

pfft all my really bad jokes are crafted by my own fair hand and it would be highly disrespectful (not to mention cheating) if i just went on google and nicked someone elses crap jokes when i am more than capable of making the worst ever jokes on my own.

That's exactly my point...please google atleast some CRAP jokes :kissit:

 

[Urgluf]

this thread is begging for some diabetics jokes

I had one earlier today, but didn't post it..

 

[Ezteq]

I've knocked one out over an alienware catalog!!*
*MAY NOT BE TRUE.

dude youve knocked one out over the screwfix catalogue

 

[Ezteq]

That's exactly my point...please google atleast some CRAP jokes :kissit:

you want a crap joke?

two turds walking down the street they pass two tampons walking in the opposite direction and ignore them, turd 1 says "hey why dont we ever speak to those guys?" turd 2 says "cos theyre stuck up twats!"

ok?

 

[Lamp]

This thread is shit. Shit is good for vegetables. Stephen Hawking reads Off Topic.

 

[old.Tohtori]

This thread is sh*t. Sh*t is good for vegetables. Stephen Hawking reads Off Topic. Off topic is filled with intellectually Wannabe Hawkings. Most make sh*t threads.

MAde it a circle of life

 

[Lamp]

LOL toto

 

[Lethul]

Pilot: Tower, call me a fuel truck!
Tower: Roger, You are a fuel truck!

(cant remember whom to credit for his one! )

 

[Lamp]

Sounds like a gag off one of the Airplane movies.

- The cockpit ! What is it ?
- Its a place at the front of the plane where the pilot sits.
- Surely you can't be serious ?
- I am, and stop calling me Shirely !

* Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines **

 

[Gamah]

I don't care about lamps shit posts, but I read them anyway (Keeping with the theme)

 

[Lamp]

Lol

 

[echome]

I look at OT everyday, hoping to find something interesting - Failed this far...










...but tomorrow is another day.