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Munkey

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/6422215.stm

How the hell does this constitute news? So the guy crashed his car, and it was very expensive, but who cares. There are pictures of the car as well, 'taken by readers', who obviously slowed down their cars, took out their camera phones (thus qualifying them for an on-the-spot fine and 3 points) and took pictures before speeding off.

Just. Journalistic standards. Circling drain. Power to live.

Fading
 

Draylor

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Its not a "car".

Its a Veyron. A work of art. A thing of outstanding beauty. Capable of the audio equivalent of porn.

Heathen.
 

Munkey

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My penis is also a work of art. A thing of outstanding beauty. Capable of porn.

It is not in the news!
 

Draylor

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Well I know which Id rather be playing with :m00:

Its news, you are just grumpy and dont care.
 

Calaen

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Some guy thinking he was Clarkson on a normal road, fucking spoon. It could have been much worse for the pregnant mother as well.
 

Skyler

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I think it is news, it's an £800,000 car that is ultra ultra rare, and happens to cost VW £5million to make.

It's not a pretty car though.. but I suppose the engine bay is pretty nice and it's alright from the back...
 

Clown

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Something happen = news.

I don't care about all that shit in Iraq. Does that mean it's not news any more?
 

JBP|

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My penis is also a work of art. A thing of outstanding beauty. Capable of porn.

It is not in the news!



I bet it would be if a pregnant woman in an astra van ran over it causing £830,000's worth of damage to your winkie
 

leggy

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Something happen = news.

I don't care about all that shit in Iraq. Does that mean it's not news any more?

Close

Something that can be sensationalised and is of little educational value = news.
 

Skyler

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nath

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Fact x Importance = NEWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwSSSS
 

Tom

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Some guy thinking he was Clarkson on a normal road, fucking spoon. It could have been much worse for the pregnant mother as well.

Well he was probably a good imitation, since Clarkson isn't a very good driver :)
 

Scouse

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That's not a "no news" story.

THIS "story" about a woman who almost caught a shark (but didn't) is a "no news" story :(


Woman hooks shark. Woman gets tired reeling shark in. Woman gets champion-fisherman husband to help her. Woman still doesn't land shark.

It makes BBC News!

Must be because she's a woman...


In other no-news today pop band "Destiny's Child" are getting honourary knighthoods for the song "Independent Women" - a song that praises women and congratulates them for making money/having jobs and doing the same old ordinary sh1t that men have been doing for years.

Do they want a f*cking medal or what?!


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