the news this morning....

[Testin da Cable]

The average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

the three minutes are that newfangled 'foreplay' stuff innit? dun go for that myself though =P

 

[Trem]

Hehehehehe nice one TDC(would you mind terribly if I called you Teste?)

 

[Testin da Cable]

only when we're alone dear

 

[caLLous]

I shall call you Testes.

 

[Summo]

Me too.

 

[Wij]

I shall call you Ursula.

So the average British male does it three times in a session ?!? :/

 

[xane]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
The average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

Problem is, the statistics for the average British woman are quite different.

 

[Wij]

LEZZAS !!!!11

 

[Trem]

Ahhhhhh its so good when wij is on form

 

[Wij]

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
LEZZAS !!!!11

aye, and the fre...fren...foreigners



oh....wait......

 

[Wij]

Somebody design a pair of smilie lezzas. A lezzie. It would make these types of posts so much easier. And a Frenchie too.

 

[Testin da Cable]

you could glob them as pr0nnies

 

[Wij]

Yes. Let's demand some pr0nnies !

Trebz - more filthy smilies are required !!!1

 

[Testin da Cable]

pr0nnies, pr0nnies, we want pr0nnies!!!

 

[Wij]

It's just too mainstream :/

 

[Testin da Cable]

I want evil, twisted, hardcore nippleclamping pr0nnies

 

[Munkey-]

i thought that was what cam was ere for

 

[Mellow-]

This has gone from sex statistics to ... to ... the peoples demands for dirty lezzah smilies

 

[old.Lordy RAA]

why hasn't anyone posted them yet?

 

[Wij]

I AER TEH PEOPEL !!!1

 

[Testin da Cable]

Wij: "The voice of a generation"

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
Wij: "The voice of a generation"

Yeah, but which one?!

 

[Wij]

teh s3><3h 63n3r4t10n !!!2

 

[old.Lordy RAA]

so grannysex for Wij?

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by Mellow


Yeah, but which one?!

dunno. diddnt they get purged?