the news this morning

[Testin da Cable]

• Swaziland bans sex for five years
• Ghost of 17th century nobleman causing havoc with Edinburgh tourists
• Taxi flattend CIA's spy-cat project

thanks to ananova

and this:

there was a picture of wacko jacko [known to some as the "king of pop"] on the cover of this morning's metro [commuter rag]. gosh he looks horrible his face looks like a whitish lump of play-doh dropped from about three feet high onto the floor and his nose looks like it's been caught in a sliding door several times

 

[Will]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
Ghost of 17th century nobleman causing havoc with Edinburgh tourists

Damn, I'd wondered where those blank spots in my memory came from...

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable

• Swaziland bans sex for five years

• 
  
  haha

 

[Will]

You must have a diferent Metro edition. The one I get lead with Bin Laden - Dead or alive...

 

[Will]

Sorry to double post, but the ghost in Edinburgh is locally known as 'Bloody MacKenzie'.

From some Edinburgh History site
MacKenzie's talents did not go unnoticed by contemporaries and in 1677 he was appointed Lord Advocate. However, unfortunately for the posterity of his reputation, one of his first instructions was to carry out the persecution of the Covenanters ordered by Charles II. MacKenzie went about his task with unusual zeal and rounded up 1200 of the religious dissenters. Prosecutions of the covenanters were usually backed up by evidence obtained under torture, and this fact, coupled with the appalling treatment of the prisoners in Greyfriars Kirkyard, earned MacKenzie his disparaging nickname "bloody".

Too much information?

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
Sorry to double post, but the ghost in Edinburgh is locally known as 'Bloody MacKenzie'.
Too much information?

yup

 

[Will]

Sorry...

 

[MYstIC G]

rotflmao @ that cat thing

 

[Wij]

madness