The most embarrasing CS-moment

[old.LordChief]

Well guess who, its me again Im starting to like these boards quite a lot, I must say. Sometimes the posted messa-ges and the replies to these messages are truly hilarious.

Anyway, Ive come up with another interesting question for all of you out there who play CS. I dont know whether this question has been asked before, since Im fairly new on this
particular messageboard, but anyway here goes nothing:

"What is your most embarrasing CS-moment you've ever had?"

We all know the score. Getting your VIP blown away in Oilrig in the first 5 seconds because you didnt watch his back well enough. Or how about getting that great headshot you always wanted, after which that feeling of pride soon passes away when it turns out you just ventilated your teammatey.

My own moment would be a few months back when I, since I was still a newbie back then, blew up two teammates with a HE who were rather low on health allready

 

[old.Morpheus]

Hehehe. Mine has to be a clan match a few weeks ago.

We were playing another clan on de_prodigy, and we were the Ts. The other clan were a bit "grenade friendly" so we had two guys watching the ramps area and the APC, counting the flashbangs and frag grenades that flew past. The rest of us were arsing around in the T respawn area.

Well, eventually, after crate hopping a few times, I, er, got my rear end jammed into one. *ahem*

I was stuck fast. Totally unable to move. Crouching, jumping, firing, walking, running - stuck. It's the set of boxed on the right hand side as you head towards the ramp.

The rest of my clan - bless 'em - stood around me and ripped the total piss out of me. Friendly fire wasn't on, and after a while I was being knifed to bits. Oh the humanity. And the walls.

So I flashbanged 'em. Heh.

Of course, they very quickly moved out to the ramps, and ended up getting slaughtered by the other clan (who had saved a few grenades for 'em). I sat there listening carefully, trying to filter the sounds of movement from the sounds of people laughing at me over RW...

And then I got shot from behind by one of the other clan who had sneaked down from the APC route and seen my fat arse poking out from the other side of the box

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by LordChief
Sometimes the posted messa-ges and the replies to these messages are truly hilarious.

Really ??

Just kidding... I'm not sure what my most embarrasing moment in cs was (i've had loads) but the worst thing i've ever done to anyone else was on Highrise, i was the vip, all of my team was killed and all but one of the T's - the last T and i had a shoot-out which resulted in us both running out of ammo... i chased him all the way down the hallway, through the window and into the bathroom where i eventually stabbed him to death

 

[old.LordChief]

As I said , some replies are hilarious

A VIP hunting down a T Id like to see the reply that beats this scenario as far as "embarrasment-level" is con-
cerned People, share your pain with us. Let it out !!

 

[old.lookitsabug]

My most Embarrising moment while playing CS has definently when me and my cousin were playing one on one mono et mono
And he had never played before so i showed him the ropes and started off easy on him. I let him win the first couple of games then i started to play a bit. I came back to 10-3
but then and I have know idea how it happened he made a come back and won 23-15.

 

[cenobite]

One moment for me and one for Bigfoot. bigfoots aws better obviously. Playing Siege as CT's and it was when drivable vehicles had been released. He gets in the jeep and chuckles away as he heads down to the car park. Unfortunately, little did he know it was a Friendly Fire server

*blam* he side swipes one person and kills them instantly, *blam* he pins someone against a wall and kills them as well. Oops he thinks so *reverse* and you know what is coming next. *blam* he reverses into someone else and kills them as well. I happenned to be on the phone to him at the time and it was one of the funniest moments ever in cs. Well until he was kicked from the server for killing 3 teammates

 

[Nibbler]

Nothing can beat this 1 when i was playing on de_dust.

I had just planted the bomb and was gaurding it by standing on a load of crates with an AWP. Then a CT comes up to me, i miss with the AWP, the CT climbs up on the crates and knifes me to death. And it was a girl too.

I will never live that down

 

[Stazbumpa]

Try this one:

Playing Oilrig as a CT and I get separated. Stealthy does it I thought, so I trot down a corridor towards a corner and then pop out to surprise anyone round it.

2 team mates are stood there in the process of chucking a grenade round the same corner at me, except that as I appear so does the grenade which bounces off me and lands at their feet killing them both.

I got called all sorts of bastard for ages after that.

 

[old.vryolakas]

I haven't been playing long (1 month) but the most embaressing so far(I'm sure there will be others) is starting a level quickly press B 8 2 buying armor, then B 4 3 buying the colt. And setting off, thirty second later a T rounds a corner a bit in front of me, he starts turning towards me, I have the drop on him I press the mouse button and change to the knife having not noticed when buying weapons I'd accidently pressed 3 outside of the buying menus. Bang I'm dead, and feeling stupid.

Either that or throwing a flash bang on de_dust and it bouncing back off a crate, fortunately it didnt blind me so I got to see half my team being blinded and getting shot by a terrorist rush. I decided to leave grenades to someone else after that.

 

[old.WitchDrAsh]

I always auto-team, think it's fairer, so on a map switch I went from Ts to CTs. I strolled out and got involved in a big gunfight and in the heat of the action became a little disorientated and forgot I was a CT and sidled upto a T, thinking he was a teammate. He promptly started shooting me and the only thing I could think is "F*cking TKing newbie", I think the T was suprised I didn't return fire but of course after a few shots I lay down and died, only then I remembered I was a CT.

WDA

 

[old.Cpl_Custard]

seeing the last T on vertigo, running up to knife him and i fell off the side That was damn funny.