The Meaning Of Liff

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Today's words are:

Memphis (n.)

The little bits of yellow fluff that get trapped in the hinge of the windscreen wipers after polishing the car with a new duster.

Scosthrop (vb.)

To make vague opening or cutting movements with the hands when wandering around looking for a tin opener, scissors, etc, in the hope that this will help in some way.

Baumber (n.)

A fitted, elasticated bottom sheet which turns your mattress banana-shaped.

Worgret (n.)

A kind of poltergeist that specialises in stealing new copies of the A-Z from your car.

Scorrier (n.)

A small hunting dog trained to snuffle amongst your private parts.
 

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