The meanest motherf*cker in the world.

old.Tohtori

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*steps on the soapbox*

Love.

Come on, look at the dude.

Love don't look at the clock. If it wants to come, it comes. Night, day, monday to sunday any f*cking month or year. It comes when it wants and there's nothing you can do about it. If it's late, you'll be in giggle heaven because it's there. If Love's early, you don't mind either and cancel a few plans just because love's there.

Love don't care where it arrives. Anywhere on the f*cking globe, if Love wants to be there, it's there sucka. Any country, any place, bar, shops, tram, bus, back of a beat-up van. If love wants to be there, it is.

Love don't care who the f*ck you are. If it wants you, it takes you on the first train to b*tchville, rest stop at ownedtown. You can be black, white, russian, swedish, anyone at all from presidents to sh*t-truckdrivers.

Love's a heartbreak when it leaves. If you happen to loose Love, maybe it had better things to do, you'll be sitting on the couch eating hobknobs and crying your eyes out. You'll do anything that Love won't leave, buy anything for Love, hell, you'll dance on a table naked if Love needs it.

You don't play with Love. Love'll f*ck you up. If you try to trick Love and get caught, you'll be in a world of pain. You just don't mess with it.

Love comes as many times as it wants. No questions. If it wants to come around, it'll come around again. Even with the same old b*tch it came two years ago. Why? Because it can.

So, don't f*ck with love, it's the tuffest, best and meanest motherf*cker around.

*drops the mic*

Out.
 

Zegas

Fledgling Freddie
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Lalalala *covers ears* I don't believe in the L word!
 

Dakkath

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Infatuation > love.

Why? All that applies to love (above)is true here...

Infatuation comes whenever and whereever it feels like as well.
Infatuation causes you to behave in silly ways (see the love naked table dancing as an example).

Infatuation has all that love has and MORE...

Infatuation in its strongest form can make you throw away a relationship with someone you love...

In a straight, heads up fight, infatuation kicks loves ass...
 

evzy

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Keepings head on sticks in teh basement pwns love!
 

Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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So true, a workmate new he was in love when he found himself sliding backwards down his street in his boxer shorts with his hands on the bonnet of his girlfriends car as she tried to drive off, screaming 'Don't leave me Jackie' at 3am with all the neighbours out watching cos they'd all been woken up by the previous 3hr row.

:clap:
 

Ezteq

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maybe this was because she caught his wanger in the bonnet when she drove off?
 

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