The limericks must stop.

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Belsameth
Hi,

Can you please stop dumping limerics in random threads?
I have gotten complains from various people. besides that, there's only so long something is funny and you passed it a while ago

Thanks

It seems that i now must stop,
Like Will Young I am a flop,
Two words for the shits,
miserable gits,
You told the Barrysworld cops.

Definition of random:

Having no specific pattern, purpose.

True there is no specific pattern to the threads i have "dumped" my limericks in.

Definition of purpose:

The object toward which one strives or for which something exists; an aim or a goal: “And ever those, who would enjoyment gain/Must find it in the purpose they pursue

My objective is to gain a poetry title from the moderators.

As my objective is not to be funny i fail to see the relevance of it not being funny.

As for complaints i apologise to those people whom i have offended (except Hesthun), but wait who have i offended? Me thinks that the people that complained probably did so out of a dislike for me rather than actually being offended by my post. Maybe greater education of the ignore function for those people.
Maybe they could have sent me a nice little pm and we could discuss the pros & cons of my poetry posting and why they were offended. Ah no why not just run to the mods eh? Or mayve just post STFU.

On another note i dont recall many if any posts where the limerick was not in someway relevant to the thread it was "dumped" in which therefore also negates the random theory.

So lets look at why people dislike me.

I have a couple of theories on this,
1.) I once posted some stuff disagreeing with the attitude of some of the people who i am amazed can post on BW with their heads so far up their own arses. My view on life in the game maybe a little too moralistic for them. So now they shoot me down whatever i post.

2.) Jealousy. Maybe these people know me irl & find it hard to contain their awe.

3.) They are friends with Krypt. Don't really think this is possible but you never know. Maybe their related to him or something. I am you see responsible for everything bad that has ever happened to Krypt.

4.) They dont actually hate me but posting in a negative manner is an easy way to raise their post count.

5.) They were dropped on their heads at birth. Not sure how common this is but there are alot of people who dislike me so im guessing it is more common than you realise.

6.) They have the AntiRubric worm virus created by the 1337 h4><><0r Krypt which force your computer to post in or complain about anything generated by the alias Rubric.

7.) Im not very likeable.

8.) I dont whine in the normal way.

9.) I am not 1337.

10.) I wouldnt sleep with them.

Well thats enough of this crap,
Its time to turn off the tap,
Ive upset a few,
And i'm in the poo,
Moaners go back to Mum's Lap.

 

[Amadon]

who's Krypt and what did you do to him?

Personally, I enjoy your limmericks and think you've got some good talent there. My only complaint was against one thread which I thought was fairly vulgar.

Imo it'd be a loss to these boards if you were forced to stop.

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Amadon
who's Krypt and what did you do to him?

Personally, I enjoy your limmericks and think you've got some good talent there. My only complaint was against one thread which I thought was fairly vulgar.

Imo it'd be a loss to these boards if you were forced to stop.

I ventured to the DAOC off topic board where i made many new enemys. Poor Krypt for example. His only friend posted in a thread i made making homophobic comments & got banned. This enraged Krypt so much that he got himself banned. Also i believe i caused him to stub his toe on two occasions & i am somehow linked to everything bad he did or ever hapened to him.

Thank you for your kind words by the way.

 

[Pocyourhontas]

Nerf the damn Mods imho.

I am sick and tired of the constant flames in posts and u introduce a much needed and very appreciated bit of humour.

Keep up the good work mate, there was someone else used to do the same, damned if i could remember his name but he was damn funny too.

I think the Best Hooker in Town one may have upset a few, but it was about me and i found it damn funny mate.

Keep it up, i look forward to reading your posts. And they are usually, albeit tenuously, linked to the thread.

:bazbeer:

 

[Pocyourhontas]

A lot of Damns in that post imho , Damn it!!! Doh !!!

 

[oblivion_6]

rofl free speech at its best eh?

personally as long as you aint forcing

A) religion
B) politics
C) Nerf L33t, Uber, 4THEWIN


style shit in my face i couldnt care less

personally i kinda enjoy it its a bit like that other wee guy who used to do it all em dang what was his name? think he was in chosen?

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Pocyourhontas
Keep up the good work mate, there was someone else used to do the same, damned if i could remember his name but he was damn funny too.

Originally posted by oblivion_6
its a bit like that other wee guy who used to do it all em dang what was his name? think he was in chosen?

 

[Stallion-]

S T F U ! ! !

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Stallion-
S T F U ! ! !

Are you in vengance as well?

 

[Ziva]

I didn't report you but somehow i must admit i found myself getting annoyed after opening threads (without seeing it came from you, my fault i know) to find another one of your limmericks. Sorry to say but fot me it's the same as spam which i don't like in this section either

But if u are in the off topic section.. i don't see why your limmericks are a problem. Happy rhyming though.

 

[Belsameth]

always glad to see private messages plastered all over the board...
you're after a custom title you said? well this certainly is the way to go at it

besides that, check your inbox there's a new one waiting...

 

[mars]

just annoying imo, get ur attention somewhere else.

 

[Easdown]

i love the limericks i hope you continue posting them everywhere hehe

 

[Rubric]

It seems i am alowed to post limericks still. I should just be careful where i post them.

So i'll continue to try and keep them relevant to the thread i post in & stay away from people posting trading threads in the wrong forum.

If you dont like my posts then please use the ignore function.

 

[old.Tzeentch]

go make a website or something.

your rhymes are one thing, but dont force them in my face by posting in virtually each thread?

and lose the 18+ content

 

[angara-ffs]

Originally posted by Rubric
Are you in vengance as well?

No he isnt...
Now...you were saying?

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by old.Tzeentch
go make a website or something.

your rhymes are one thing, but dont force them in my face by posting in virtually each thread?

and lose the 18+ content

Well is it really the case,
That they are forced in your face,
Youve become a bore,
Put me on ignore,
Not my fault you lack the grace.

Edit:

An example of 18+ content?

Originally posted by old.Tzeentch
no one gives a fuck about your sexual fantasies.

 

[old.Tzeentch]

yes, about you and poca in that other thread.

why lie?

you know what i'm referring to.

 

[Chameleon]

As some others have said, when they are on topic, they are usually really quite funny and certainly make a nice change from the tedious flaming kids.

 

[Stallion-]

Originally posted by angara-ffs
No he isnt...
Now...you were saying?

hihi

 

[Ravenbourne]

I like them better than... what is that line i keep reading, hmmm oh yes "nerf savages"

 

[Elomiem]

saadyst,what he meant by example of 18+ content..the F-word he posted as a quote is just as 18+ ratet as was that poem..
so if he should drop his 18+ content then ffs people should quite saying fuck or any other wods like that....

 

[old.Mousah]

tbh i thing Rubric pwns....atleast he got some skillz0rs in what hes doing and its nice to read something else then skilless whine nerf pwnz0r threads....gifv more imaoaoaoaoao....

 

[boni_ofdavoid]

limeric >> content like 'stfu' or '+1' imo.

 

[athar]

I'm sure almost everyone, including me, liked your poetry Rubric.

I wouldn't take that shit from Belsameth serious (what an arse is this guy anyway ?)
Belsameth, why did you start taking whine of some idots for granted? Did you EVEN read Rubric's poetry ? It was a nice change next to all whine posts.

Also to the people that made complains, I feel very sorry for you guys. Where's your sense of humor ? I bet you're the sort that thinks you're l33t with your RR x in your sig and that NO ONE without RR5+ can make funnier posts then yours.

To the mods, please ban everyone that tries to bring some humor in this place.....honestly, I coudn't give a flying fuck anymore because this forum is getting all fucked up if people can't make jokes anymore.


bah, nerf stupid mods

+1

 

[vintervargen]

i see no reason why he sould be forbidden to stop doing his limerics.

they are alot funnier to read then 90% of the posts here anyway.

if mods tolerate all the bitching and flaming and insulting but not his limerics....

 

[Solarius]

I agree, the limmeriks make a change from the usual rants and that oh-so-superior comments ppl seem to like using, like "Cry More N00b" or the now popular "QQ"

Oh, and Poca, the other limerik guy was Erekrose. I wonder if he still plies his trade?

 

[athar]

Originally posted by Solarius
Oh, and Poca, the other limerik guy was Erekrose. I wonder if he still plies his trade?

Solarious, thanks ! I was breaking my head over this one... I wanted to mention this too, but the guy's name slipped out of my mind.

Erekrose made a few jokes (that were damn good) and he got banned.
...I stilll want to know what he did wrong btw...

The mods, back then, probably got whines by exactly the same people that complained now. Those people should get banned imo.

With all this, from now on, people will start to be scared to make funny posts now :scared:

+2

 

[Solarius]

Nah, he got banned for deliberatly bumping Tykas old threads to annoy her, iirc.

 

[athar]

okay well actually, annoying Tyka is almost the same as making good jokes, he's far to serious about everything