The Idiot Test from Hell!!!

[Ucallme]

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

http://www.americaworks.net/idiots/question1.html

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

http://www.americaworks.net/idiots/question2.html

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

http://www.americaworks.net/idiots/question3.html

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

http://www.americaworks.net/idiots/question4.html

I dunno how to put - Spoilers: - up, but lets see if you can do this test

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[Matmardigan]

this is old, cant remember when i heard this first time but i guess more than 10 years ago.

 

[Aloca]

First wrong, 2nd wrong. then i was right

 

[Cruhar]

Quote:

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old


How can they have the brains of a 4 year old, if the 4 year old could answer correctly, and the professionals couldnt?

 

[Cruhar]

guess noone can tell me then

 

[Urgluf]

this is ooooooooooooold

and had 4 questions correct

 

[Sissyfoo]

I think it tests to see if you are an idiot by the amount of questions you got right.

The questions are worded badly and don't really amount to anything worthwhile. They aren't even funny.

My answers:

1) Chop it into mince and then plonk it in the fridge.
2) Repeat. If no room, then cook some giraffe and put mo' elephant into the fridge.
3) Dunno but unless the dead have risen, neither the giraffe or the elephant will be going.
4) Find a bridge or a boat. Swimming is for chumps.

 

[evzy]

Wtf Sissyfoo makes a return??
again???