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Dakkath

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Well just read this one, no idea what to think or say about it so throwing it over to you clever people...

Discuss:
Sky News said:
A new school textbook in India has kicked up a storm by comparing housewives to donkeys - and saying donkeys make better companions.

The new book has been written for 14-year-old schoolchildren in the western state of Rajasthan.

Part of the book says: "A donkey is like a housewife.

"In fact, the donkey is a shade better, for while the housewife may sometimes complain and walk off to her parents' home, you'll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his master."

In case you think I'm making this one up...

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13517548,00.html
 

haarewin

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lol.
just...
lol.
i can't believe some people think donkeys are better than women. personally, i don't think donkeys can hold conversation quite as well as women so i'd prefer a huffy woman over a huffy donkey - theres a chance both of them will kick you in the groin. did the writer happen to marry a donkey?
well, not all women can carry conversation better than donkeys - there are the chavtards that live round my way whos conversational skills are comparable to the peice of turd i almost stood in this morning.
 

Dukat

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I'm suprised the Indian embassy hasnt been burnt down yet tbh :p

The things people get uptight about nowadays... :m00:
 

Krait

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Different people,different customs <shrug> (it is an odd one though)

He probably just wanted his wife to carry him to the market and she refused. :p
 

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I'm surprised my underpants haven't burnt away after the curry I ate last night.
 

evzy

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Donkey prob give you less backchat and more capable of carrying you home from teh pub.... go Donkeh imo !!!!
 

Jeriraa

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evzy said:
Donkey prob give you less backchat and more capable of carrying you home from teh pub.... go Donkeh imo !!!!
But donkeys dont do b/j's.
 

evzy

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You have to take their teeth out and feed them enough hay that they are not hungry, also put some salt on the hay to make them thirsty though so they suck everything for teh moisture !! Thats what my mate told me anyways!!
 

Lamp

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Err...yeah..ahem...thats what I heard too (mops brow)
 

tris-

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i heard that when i phoned Lamps help line for attaining donkey love.
 

Dukat

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evzy said:
You have to take their teeth out and feed them enough hay that they are not hungry, also put some salt on the hay to make them thirsty though so they suck everything for teh moisture !! Thats what my mate told me anyways!!

Its actually quite worrying that you know that evz :p quite worrying indeed! :D
 

evzy

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Dukat said:
Its actually quite worrying that you know that evz :p quite worrying indeed! :D

Erm like I said...someone told me ...honest :eek7:

But it does work tbh.... I mean..so I have heard from a friend...
 

old.Tohtori

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Yeah, well, donkey don't talk back in sexor situations.

Though if it feels like it, they kick a lot harder then women... :eek6:
 

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