The hoobs.

[old.Kez]

... is riddled with lude descriptions, its utterly revolting.

The first episode - on as I type this (Being unemployed has merits, then) involves the hoobs finding their fluffy toys that make them go 'aaaah' .. called sooki and minky. I swear those are both rude references, they can't not be.
Further more, the purple one then offered to be the fluffy toy for the green one, to make him go 'aaaaah' ... then they put him in playboy-esque bunny ears.
Oh, and the purple one can't go 'aaaah' without sounding like a pornstar mid-orgasm.

'None of those toys were furry'
'You're right pink thing, if the toys were furry and noisy, perhaps that would do it'

Uh, I feel violated

 

[old.Kez]

I'm going to amass all my evidence in this thread, and send it to channel4 :/

the badly-animated story for today is entitled 'Dilly The Doll' - too close to dildo, for my liking; for much the same reason, I don't listen to Dido. The princess who wanted the doll was called Princess Plum. Um :/

I feel I'm quite possibly in need of sleep, or deprevation from the television.

 

[caLLous]

Lol, I think you're doing just fine there Kez... Just fine.
*Backs toward the door*

 

[Testin da Cable]

go kez...go kez...go kez...go kez...go kez

 

[(Shovel)]

Right, that's it, I NEVER want to be unemployed...

 

[Summo]

Fight the good fight, Kezbert!

 

[Ch3tan]

Nothing can be as close to the bone as Tellytubbies with Tinkywinky though :/

The talking tinkywinky soft toy sang thinklewinkle, tinkywinky over and over :/

 

[mr.Blacky]

me gets very very scared..........





please someone help me they are trying to get me...........

 

[Wilier]

My little girl HATES the hoobs, always turns it off when it comes on.
Now, Dora the Explorer, thats a different matter.

"road, bridge, Grandma's house."

(if youve seen it, you'll understand)

 

[Cod]

I remember watching the Hoobs once early Saturday morning while drunk, still found it really annoying.

 

[old.Apex]

purple one = ivor (poof)
pink one = toola
green one = groove


i hate the hoobs, its just like soft pr0n for children who wont understand. when they say hoobie bother ... it sounds like hoobie bollox, and many other things



TheOne

 

[old.Kez]

So I gave up shortly after posting this, sleep won the battle.

First time I saw the hoobs was at 6am after a party, we were dodging doing the cleaning up, so we went up to the bedroom with the huge tv and monged. Christ it was funny.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

The Hoobs is great. Once had a big disscussion about this in #allnighter at 5am.

Slag it off all you want, but at least it's about RL. Ok, so they come from Hoobland, and they're hoobs, but aside from this, everything is realistic. With shit like the Tweenies and Teletubbies, it's just boring cack.

The Hoobs has depth. Allthough when they changed groove's voice the effect was lessened. And when they started adding more songs it got a bit p00. However, the early episodes were great.

 

[old.Kez]

The original motorettes song was truely leet. The new ones are dire, I hate them, and I want to stab the motorettes for singing them.

 

[Sir Frizz]

What the fuck is "The hoobs"?

 

[mr.Blacky]

I have to confess i watch the Tellytubies for half an hour once. I had the one my worst hangovers ever ... I just couldn't switch the telly of or on another channel ...uke:

 

[Wilier]

originally posted by ShockingAlberto
The Hoobs has depth.....

Erm, what??


:touch:

 

[Wij]

I so do not understand :/