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Dimse
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I couldnt get on either and started to break out in DAOC withdrawels symptoms ( standing behind the couch to get a backstyle in ect ect) When I started to pray to my Cookie God some Help!! My God appeared in his usual form as a huge cookie jar filled with my Favorite cookies and spoke to me in a gentle chocolate sounding voice:
"Litte Dut, What hath brought thee to this level of distress?" I Promptly threw my arms around the Jar and started to sob " They...sob...wont..let me play!!" I suddenly felt the Jar slightly move up and down! WHAT this couldnt be true!! My God was CHUCKLING at my Immense distress. I Jumped back and looked with rage In my eyes " how DARE you Laugh when I Am in pain!!!!" Silence....... " I dont se why my not being able to play DAOC is so funny".....Silence....." I know that as GOd you dont have such Problems but im NOT a God".....silence.....The God disappeared and where it had stood was a Cookie. I Picked up the cookie and took a bite. Hmm Just a Ordinary cookie, though it was one of my favorite kinds ( Choco chip cookie with extra chocolate). I ate the cookie and afterwards I felt a chuckle in my tummy working its way up. I resisted it and it came out through my nose as a snort. I felt another starting to build and yet another until I was standing and giggling at myself and my "problem" .
My cookie God was right. It wasnt the end of the world and Im am glad he tought me that lesson.
PS:Imagine being at the hospital and having to tell the doctor that you got your ulcer from an online game that you couldnt log on too rofl
"Litte Dut, What hath brought thee to this level of distress?" I Promptly threw my arms around the Jar and started to sob " They...sob...wont..let me play!!" I suddenly felt the Jar slightly move up and down! WHAT this couldnt be true!! My God was CHUCKLING at my Immense distress. I Jumped back and looked with rage In my eyes " how DARE you Laugh when I Am in pain!!!!" Silence....... " I dont se why my not being able to play DAOC is so funny".....Silence....." I know that as GOd you dont have such Problems but im NOT a God".....silence.....The God disappeared and where it had stood was a Cookie. I Picked up the cookie and took a bite. Hmm Just a Ordinary cookie, though it was one of my favorite kinds ( Choco chip cookie with extra chocolate). I ate the cookie and afterwards I felt a chuckle in my tummy working its way up. I resisted it and it came out through my nose as a snort. I felt another starting to build and yet another until I was standing and giggling at myself and my "problem" .
My cookie God was right. It wasnt the end of the world and Im am glad he tought me that lesson.
PS:Imagine being at the hospital and having to tell the doctor that you got your ulcer from an online game that you couldnt log on too rofl
