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Kedoz

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Dark Age of Camelot

Version 1.72 Release Notes

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ASSASSIN CHANGES

Since there has been a large outcry for changes to the overpowered nature of Albion Assasins (Infiltraitors) we have uppon examination reduced the number of skill points granted from 2.5 per level to 1.5 per level.

Because of this change, there will also be a review of Albion weapon styles in the Slash, and Duel Wield lines. (Assasin only, these changes will not effect other Albion classes)

The level 29 Slash style of Amythyst Slash has had its to-hit bonus reduced to a negative attack bonus to accomodate their Hibernian counterparts.

The level 50 Duel Wield style of Duel Shadows has had its to-hit bonus and damage redused to a level that equates to 'pansy' on the damage table. Again, this change was made to accomodate the Hibernian and Midguard counterparts requests.

The Assasins Slash, Thrust, and Duel Wield lines will also base their weapon skill on Empathy. (Empathy because Assasins are normaly so uncaring. This is designed to make them more feeling towards the opposing realm)

Since it is well known that all Albion Assasins are 'l33t dud3s' no skill respec will be granted, and skill sets will be arbitrarily changed in a random manner on all players effected by these changes in accordance to the new reduced number of available skill points.

I should point out that this isnt true ofc, just some guy wrote it on the VN Boards.
 

Darkmack

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<was stupid enough to think the first bit was real> got half way through thinkin it was oh well :(
 

Arthemis

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Darkmack said:
<was stupid enough to think the first bit was real> got half way through thinkin it was oh well :(

same thing here.. when i got to the empathy part i began thinking something was really wrong :p
 

Jaem-

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Found hard to find funny, been so many patch notes jokes around...


...but you'll have to excuse me, I woke up in a bad mood ;o
 

Tasslehoff

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I had been waiting on patch 1.62 half a year because somebody made a patch joke... I were sooo looking forward to getting str/dex weapons :(

Well well, we might still get it one day..
 

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