The F10 bug (CS:Source)

`mongoose

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F10 (CS:Source)

Hi Folks

Now I know that 90% of the people in here might have encountered this already, but with the arrival of hl2 and seeing the numbers of new cs:s players asking questions on a server last night I thought this might be a good place to start throwing in common questions etc.

The average response from some of the 'I have been playing cs:s for 2 hours more than you so I can generally take the piss out of you and try and make you feel dumb' crowd to any question is to tell you to press F10. Don't do it - it quits you out to desktop. If I had a penny for every press F10 tard on the cs:s servers atm I would have at least £10!!1 :)

oh and to get console you have to enable it via options, Keyboard then advanced (tick enable developer console)

Apologies to all grannys who have just been told how to suck eggs ;)

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Funkybunny

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its not a bug... F10 is bound for "quit".. :p and it is funny to reply with "press f10 for console" and see 2-3-4 clients pop off the server :p
 

`mongoose

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Lol I thought it was a bug =]

It's not that funny when half your fuckin team disappear mid round cos some ct slag said ' F10 for autoaim meights!!!!!11'

:)

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throdgrain

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You must admit, its kind of funny...
My quit button has been F10 since the days of Quake 2, so its not really an issue :)
Last night I was playing while a bit pissed (no suprise there , I know) and someone said the classic "how do I get console?" . Im afraid I must be honest, I did say "press F10", and Im afraid 4 people quit the server.
Sorry luvs ;)
 

Sar

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Lol

Serves em right. RTFM n00bs¬!
 

Clown

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F10 to quit. Naturally. Quake 2 for life!
My console was already up when I pressed ESCape, though I don't really use it. All I need is the movement keys and F1.
 

Sar

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Ditto, F10 has been my "quit" since Q2 as well.

:)
 

Dr_Weasel

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Im so gonna have to get back onto the servers ant start telling people that to get automatic headshots do a 'bind "MOUSE1" "kill" ' :D It always was a classic....
 

Ch3tan

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The amount of people you can get to press f10 is great. Also proves how many people are willing to exploit, as most seem to be told that pressing f10 will give them an advantage of some sort.

Yes I have told many to press f10, its funny.
 

Gray

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Phew, how bout that then. I changed F10 to something on the buyscript, always had my "F" keys like that
 

Sar

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Clown said:
F12 for screenshot?
Pffft.






Of course!

:)

I have HL 2 set up exactly the same - I have to be comfy in my FPSs :)
 

Cylian

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Sar said:
Lol

Serves em right. RTFM n00bs¬!

what manual ? :D

my HL2 box only had a single piece of paper with the basic keys listed :(
 

Xtro

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I was on a server earlier today and asked what key it was for something minor - about 3 people said F10.

I answered "Fuck Off" - and its thanks to this thread heh :)
 

Tom

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Did you know that hitting alt+F4 when browsing the internet gets you free porn?
 

`mongoose

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I succumbed to the dark side last night

some annoying mup was just spamming team chat about how he was the leader and how we should all follow him

I said press F10 for autoaim

jimbob94 has disconnected


I feel so dirty....



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Sweet

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Gotta say that while I have enjoyed a flirtation with CS:S (haven't played CS for years), the average players on public servers are the most unfriendly abusive fucktards I have ever met on any MP game.

Considering that like many here I have been gaming online since the Q2 days, and have played most FPS's worth the name online that is saying something.

Fucking stupid imo - we are all there to enjoy ourselves, and everyone learns sometime, why the aggro?
 

Xtro

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Agreed Sweet.

I used to play CS but only occasionally and mostly via a LAN with mates (how it SHOULD be played!).

Since finishing HL2 I've been giving CS:S a whirl and am starting to enjoy it more and more BUT there are so many fkin muppets with real anger management issues. Yeah you get them in every game and I know public servers are always a bit iffy again in every game but...grr :)

So bored of hearing people go "F10 for cheats, F10 for this, F10 for that".

I was playing a bit cack on dust2 and then suddenly started to get into shape and started killing a few T's. Used smoke, didn't run round like a headless chicken and managed to get a few kills - to which I was met with abuse from a T saying I should "play the game properly". Copius swearing followed.

the crappy spray's are amusing for 5 seconds too...
 

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Really? Our matches are usually very friendly.
I don't tell people to do the F10 thing. Newbie baiting isn't funny.
 

throdgrain

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Seriously, BFV is fing terrible. The "get out thats MY helicoptor you noob!" cry pisses me off :/
 

Sweet

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Well in the space of 2 hours play on CS:S I had heard more racism than at a spanish footie match, been personally abused for the heinous crime of shooting an opponent in the back (apparently you should walk up, bow, and politely ask if they mind dying for not checking doorways as they run past) and god knows what else.

I was really trying to enjoy the game, but knowing I had anything to do with some of these cretins made me quit in disgust.

BF:V may well be worse (I prefer 1942 tbh), but why are these arseholes even allowed on servers? Oh for an admin on every server....
 

~Yuckfou~

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This is why I disable voice comms, and don't read the chat unless there is someone on the server I know (rare). This is a habit that sometimes sees me ignoring people on servers like Kea, I really never read the text.
I really couldn't give a fuck what "Wayne" the 14 year old compulsive wanker thinks.
 

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throdgrain said:
Seriously, BFV is fing terrible. The "get out thats MY helicoptor you noob!" cry pisses me off :/
I don't play on publics.
 

GekuL

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Complaining about the abuse when you kill them? That's half the fun! If the game wasn't so shit it might be worth playing more often :)
 

Pippic

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wtf? ppl calling me cheater and all kinda stuff makes me laugh, i usually answer with my "say JIHAD MOTHAFUCKAS!11" macro or my "say innit" macro :p
 

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