The eternal fight

[klavrynd]

If Chuck Norris, BA and Hulk Hogan (back when he was wearing the nifty yellow outfit not that NWO shit) got into a fight, who'd win?


discuss...

 

[Trem]

Chuck Norris.

 

[Shocko]

Spiderman.


And before anyone says that he's weak or something, let me remind you that he can use his spidey sense to never get hit And for anyone who says that Spiderman isn't involved in this fight, let me remind you that Spiderman is so good at fighting, that he would be involved in any fight that was half decent

 

[Panda On Smack]

depends where the fight takes place as BA aint getting on no plane

 

[klavrynd]

BA is carpooling with chuck and david -da baywatch bomb- hasselhoff.

They're meeting in Quebec , Canada in the sleezy alley at Rue de St. Pierre

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Cold inside when I open the door,
So I'll shut it tight so I don't feel a thing...

Norris easy.

 

[S-Gray]

Obv. Chuck Norris.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Chuck.

 

[Clowneh!]

why is this the eternal fight? wot a shit fight :/

 

[danger]

I know can you imagine if Tyson v Lewis went on for 9 x 10^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 rounds I mean FFFFS we'd be pretty bored... they'd probs have to clone them el 6th day stylee every 25 rounds or somint and dispose of the dead body FFFFFS!!!

 

[amobea]

Jet Li V Jackie Chan
sounds like a more interesting rumble to me

 

[Embattle]

Chuck

 

[raw]

Its gotta be chuck!!

 

[Lester]

o.k. But what would they choose for their intro music?

 

[DApea!]

Originally posted by amobea
Jet Li V Jackie Chan
sounds like a more interesting rumble to me

Indeed, though Jackie might learn a new stance half-way through!

They're supposed to be doing their first film together I heard?, should be interesting.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by Lester
o.k. But what would they choose for their intro music?

Mos Def's Ms. Fat Booty

 

[Clowneh!]

jet li > *

BRUCE LEE WAS FAKE
discuss...

see how shit these threads are

 

[Durzel]

Chuck obviously. No question about it.

Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan vs. Bruce Lee - now THAT is the eternal battle.

Bruce would win I reckon, although Jackie would come a close second. Jet would get eaten alive by either of them. Not literally obviously, that's not cricket. Nor is it kung fu.

 

[ECA]

Durzel, you do realise Jackie Chan doesnt ACTUALLY know martial arts like Jet Li who is actually several times world champion.

It would be between Jet and Bruce, with fattie chan getting taken out faster than lester in a game of CS ( about 20 seconds normally? :x )

 

[Clowneh!]

my friend once tried to argue with me that chuck norris could beat bruce lee, that they once fought in a competition and norris one, that bruce lee was nothing but nothing.

i wouldnt know who would win between jet li and bruce lee... but i'd guess jet

 

[Nos-]

Lee would just smack the JKD down on Chuck :/

 

[Lester]

This guy comes in the shop who swears he kicked Van Damme's ass in a tournament in birmingham.

 

[Gef]

Does he smell of hamsters and wear a 'I Love Linux' t-shirt?

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by Clowneh!
i wouldnt know who would win between jet li and bruce lee... but i'd guess jet

What chu talking 'bout?

Lee would represent with the smackdown. Jet would get confused not having wires attached to him.

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Gef
Does he smell of hamsters and wear a 'I Love Linux' t-shirt?

The smell of hamsters is oddly arousing.