The day i got lost and nearly died

[*charlton_thd*]

Fiday
11:00am
i was preparing to leave my house to go to meadowhall (sheffields finest shopping centre) i took £2.50 for an all day saver + an extra £5 in case i got hungry

12:00 to 12:15pm
i catch the number 59 circular bus to meadowhall

12:40pm
i arrive at meadowhall and pick up a jobsheet

1:30pm
i exit meadowhall after applying for 2 jobs

2:10pm
i catch the 59 circular bus to go back home

2:30pm
i am expecting the bus to make a right turn at a junction bu instead it goes left, i wonder why then realise its probably due to the extensive roadworks which are taking place in my area

2:45pm
i realise that this bus is going NOWHERE near where i live and is instead heading out towards our neighbouring town of rotherham
at this point i get off the bus at the next bustop and cross the road to the opposite stop and wait for a bus to take me home

2:50pm
after reading the timetable and consulting an elderly gentleman who was walking past i find out that a number 59 is due soon which shouyld take me to my house

around 3:00pm
i notice a white van is going down the road at a considerable speed and that a cat is about to cross the road about 20 yards in front of the bustop.
The cat crosses the road just as the van is speeding towards it, the van swerves and literally comes about 2 foot away from hitting me and crashes into a tree

sometime after
the ambulances and police arrive. luckily the van driver is ok and has only broken his arm, i am checked for shock and found to be ok and am given a free ride home in the ambulance (as the hospital is a mile down the road)

later that evening
i get a nosebleed and throw up twice but thank gd i'm lucky to be alive

 

[Sar]

You got a free lift home, quit complaining ffs.

 

[Daffeh]

driver shoulda just hit the cat

no big loss

 

[mr.Blacky]

somehow thats not possible. was on my bike once. Cat jumped out of the bushes I evade the freaking cat, and then i hit a tree.....that wasn't funny

 

[S-Gray]

sometime after
the ambulances and police arrive. luckily the van driver is ok and has only broken his arm, i am checked for shock and found to be ok and am given a free ride home in the ambulance (as the hospital is a mile down the road)

Luckily he only broke his arm... thats not lucky

 

[mr.Blacky]

tbh this only proves that cats are evil

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by Super_Gray


Luckily he only broke his arm... thats not lucky

It is lucky you lol'ing twat, when you consider he could have died at the wheel of the van, which would have been considerably less lucky.

 

[Stamper]

yer drivers get worse and worse

was walking into town the other day and crossing a road which is like, at a T junction and this driver comes speeding round the corner, speeds down the road for about 50m, clearly see's me crossing but decides he may as well run me over. I decided to walk slower just to piss him off coz he should have slowed down, but instead speed up and attempted to run me over meaning me having to jump into the island in the middle and shout some abuse at him.

also the drivers round here tend to go as soon as the lights go amber even if there are pedestrians still crossing :/

 

[Trem]

Just pleased you are ok charlton, must of been fate that it wasn't your day to die.

 

[S-Gray]

Lol i remember when i was on a Drivin Lesson a few months back, i was taken into Speke area of Liverpool... my god it was hell'ish

I stopped at a round about and some fuckin van almost upended me

Also when i was comin outta Speke, some lil fecker decided to pull out right infront of me... fucker

 

[old.Jas]

Where do you live Super_Gray? I am up the road from Speke near Warrington.

Dual controls stopped me from scoring big points on a driving lesson once. This stupid pedestrian decided that she had right of way across this road.

 

[Testin da Cable]

glad you're still with us matey

 

[S-Gray]

Where do you live Super_Gray? I am up the road from Speke near Warrington.

Dual controls stopped me from scoring big points on a driving lesson once. This stupid pedestrian decided that she had right of way across this road.

Im up in Widnes, right up near the Widnes Rugby Stadium lol