The cat thread.

Loxleyhood

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Sissyfoo

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http://www.512kb.net/flash5.htm - Thought I was going to have to drown myself in Tegretol to prevent an epileptic seizure but I actually enjoyed this! 4 stars!

http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episodes.html - So utterly shit! Seeing kitty cats dressed up in stupid costumes offends me on so many levels. This is so abhorrent that I am giving it ANTI-stars! 200 of them!

http://www.evilkitty.org/mirror/ddautta.html - Fucking love this! 150,000,000 stars!! :D

http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.swf - Umm...Soy Man will never beat Mayo Girl! Never! Soy Man can kiss my fucking ass! -40 stars!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php - Laaame! -10 stars!

http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/ - I'm gonna give this one 3 stars because, I'm almost ashamed to say this but, I quite like the tune. :mad:

http://www2.b3ta.com/nazigame/ - Pooptacular. English anthem and Hitler-esque kittens don't make for a good game. -20 stars.

http://www2.b3ta.com/sleepy-kittens/ - The song is shit. The singing is shit. The lyrics are shit. The only redeeming thing about this are the sleeping cats. 1 star.
 

Ala

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Was that the point? I don't think so.....

I think you were meant to post ur own kitty linx Sissyfoo :p

Anywhoo, it's not a kitty link as such, however it is one of the best kitty pix imho :D
owned_cat.jpg
 

Sissyfoo

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I made myself the official judge of this thread because nobody else possesses my level of arrogance and er...well, just arrogance.

So stick that up yer bum and smoke it! :p
 

Ala

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Godamn that's cute :D

Still think mines cuter ofc :p

..but that vid someone posted once of the cat falling asleep while sitting was a definate :worthy:
 

Vepo

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HAHAHAHA I love that one I tried to download it and upload it to my ftp to add to my thread, but couldn't find it.
 

Ala

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^^Agreed :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

BONZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!11
 

Ala

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Seeing as how my avatar scared 'shy so much I'll go with the cat theme for a while :)
 

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"Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have one yourself. A moment's rational thought here will spot the slight flaw in this reasoning."

(Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)


"Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the environment, you're being chased and eaten by most of the planet's large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr."

(Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)


"In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."

(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)


"While often being physically smaller to dogs, cats make up for their lack of size with their lack of giving a shit. Cats often have smaller boxy nose things but much longer tails. These elongated tails give them additional saving throws against balance and allow them to perform stunning physical feats that dogs could never do, like walk in a straight line without colliding into something."

(This Update Is About Dogs and Cats
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2219)
 

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