The cat thread.

[Loxleyhood]

All cat web-junk will now be compiled here. Points awarded on basis of age, quality and quantity of links. Go.

http://www.512kb.net/flash5.htm

http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episodes.html

http://www.evilkitty.org/mirror/ddautta.html

http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.swf

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php

http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/

Mostly Japanese, but who cares? That shit rocks.

Edit: More

http://www2.b3ta.com/nazigame/

http://www2.b3ta.com/sleepy-kittens/

 

[Raven]

http://www.512kb.net/flash5.htm

that made both my eyes and ears bleed, quite an achievement

 

[Loxleyhood]

that made both my eyes and ears bleed, quite an achievement

That one's my favourite!

 

[Sissyfoo]

http://www.512kb.net/flash5.htm - Thought I was going to have to drown myself in Tegretol to prevent an epileptic seizure but I actually enjoyed this! 4 stars!

http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episodes.html - So utterly shit! Seeing kitty cats dressed up in stupid costumes offends me on so many levels. This is so abhorrent that I am giving it ANTI-stars! 200 of them!

http://www.evilkitty.org/mirror/ddautta.html - Fucking love this! 150,000,000 stars!!

http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.swf - Umm...Soy Man will never beat Mayo Girl! Never! Soy Man can kiss my fucking ass! -40 stars!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php - Laaame! -10 stars!

http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/ - I'm gonna give this one 3 stars because, I'm almost ashamed to say this but, I quite like the tune.

http://www2.b3ta.com/nazigame/ - Pooptacular. English anthem and Hitler-esque kittens don't make for a good game. -20 stars.

http://www2.b3ta.com/sleepy-kittens/ - The song is shit. The singing is shit. The lyrics are shit. The only redeeming thing about this are the sleeping cats. 1 star.

 

[Ala]

Was that the point? I don't think so.....

I think you were meant to post ur own kitty linx Sissyfoo

Anywhoo, it's not a kitty link as such, however it is one of the best kitty pix imho

 

[Sissyfoo]

I made myself the official judge of this thread because nobody else possesses my level of arrogance and er...well, just arrogance.

So stick that up yer bum and smoke it!

 

[harebear]

Cutest cat pictar ever.

 

[Ala]

Godamn that's cute

Still think mines cuter ofc

..but that vid someone posted once of the cat falling asleep while sitting was a definate :worthy:

 

[Vepo]

Cat Rocker

Cats are funny

 

[Loxleyhood]

That second link is a masterpiece.

 

[Raven]

Cats are funny

classic

 

[Tallen]

Cats are funny

Laughed till i cried, brilliant!

I know this is a bit old now, but still funny...

http://www.kustompcs.co.uk/thomas/kitty-1.avi

 

[Vepo]

HAHAHAHA I love that one I tried to download it and upload it to my ftp to add to my thread, but couldn't find it.

 

['Shy]

Meow?

 

[Ala]

Cat Rocker

^^ ewww gross that poor cat looks as if it's got some terminal illness and is about to die any minute!! uke:

Cats are funny

^Always a fav :worthy:

 

[Thorwyn]

 

[Lumikki]

Oh my..

 

[Loxleyhood]

 

[Seeaira_Tempest]

Cutest cat pictar ever.

OMGosh that is sooo cute!

 

[Sissyfoo]

One of the best kitty piccies I have seen!

 

[Ala]

^^Agreed :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

BONZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!11

 

[Ala]

Seeing as how my avatar scared 'shy so much I'll go with the cat theme for a while

 

[harebear]

The old cat woman was better

 

[Ala]

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[Thorwyn]

 

[Thorwyn]

"Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have one yourself. A moment's rational thought here will spot the slight flaw in this reasoning."

(Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)


"Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the environment, you're being chased and eaten by most of the planet's large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr."

(Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)


"In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."

(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)


"While often being physically smaller to dogs, cats make up for their lack of size with their lack of giving a shit. Cats often have smaller boxy nose things but much longer tails. These elongated tails give them additional saving throws against balance and allow them to perform stunning physical feats that dogs could never do, like walk in a straight line without colliding into something."

(This Update Is About Dogs and Cats
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2219)