The Big Brother Thread

[Cozak]

I hate the hairdresser Craig i think he is called made a tit of himself in his interview the northern dude looked like a prick going into the house as well everyone booing him.

Also when BB told that lass that she had just been nominated for eviction by going to the dairy room then went to her "UNLUCKY!" found that kinda funny..

whats your thoughts?... apart from it being on the main a shit show for idiots etc etc...

 

[Raven]

i think rather than chucking them out of the house they should drag them out into the street and shoot them in the face, that way we dont have to put up with their bleating day in day out, that goes for every Z-list celeb and their crowd of hangers on and the losers that need them to make thier shallow little lives more bearable

yeah, i think i have some issues.

 

[Ame]

As I said last year: Not another fucking Big Brother!

 

[UndyingAngel]

WTF I thought BB... went out of fashion

 

[Job]

BB is chavs on TV.

It represents the lowest form of human existance, they should note down the numbers of every thick-ass dumb fuk who votes or watches that brainless shite and put them up against the wall first when the revolution comes.

God save us from ourselves, whatever went wrong, it would appear that the looneys are taking over the asylum.

This country and many others is being stolen form the great men by the pond scum, the futures so dark I've got to wear night goggles.

Please, please,please someone ,bring on culling of the low-life, it's past a joke now.

 

[Cozak]

BB is chavs on TV.

It represents the lowest form of human existance, they should note down the numbers of every thick-ass dumb fuk who votes or watches that brainless shite and put them up against the wall first when the revolution comes.

God save us from ourselves, whatever went wrong, it would appear that the looneys are taking over the asylum.

This country and many others is being stolen form the great men by the pond scum, the futures so dark I've got to wear night goggles.

Please, please,please someone ,bring on culling of the low-life, it's past a joke now.

whats your thoughts?... apart from it being on the main a shit show for idiots etc etc...

xDD

 

[Marc]

its gonna be shit this year. They all seem like posing ponces. Not gonna work.

BB 2 was the best ever. It will never be topped, ever. There was so many "individuals" that year and it was quality TV.

 

[Ame]

its gonna be shit this year. They all seem like posing ponces. Not gonna work.

I agree, especially when that came in like.. THAT uke: All dressed up like its a fancy dress party for freaks.

 

[Alan]

Only ever watchd one BB over the last god knows how many years, so thought I'd make the effort and watch this one.

Sam gets my vote, cant let that woman go.

 

[Cozak]

she is pretty ai, but how wierd is that Mary one minute she is a full out witch then she is saying its only a tiny part of her life and BB made her bring the broomstick or some shit

+ she is from ToA... must be evil

 

[Job]

Just in....... ITV are to produce a new reality show called

'I'm a wall of drying paint, get me out of here'

5 walls of drying paint will battle it out to see who can dry first'

Viewers will be able to vote out the wall of their choice each week by dialling a 5 pound a minute line
pressing 1 votes out wall 1,pressing 2 votes out wall 2, pressing 3 votes out wall 3, pressing 4 votes out wall 4 and pressing 5 votes out wall 5.
Did you get that? (instructions are avaliable on the web site).

To complete your slide into clinical brain death, the walls will chatter on about their own cretinous opinions on life and show levels of shallowness that a gnat could paddle in without getting his socks wet.

The walls will no doubt be getting up to some entertaining shinanigans like
-hating each other
-ignoring each other
-bitching about each other
-crying and making up
-all fancying the one with the big tits
-go on to open supermarkets
-have their sad pointless lives posted on the front cover of the Sun, for no more reason than they are 'on the telly'

'Reality'shows have one great big obvious flaw, which flies right over the head of most dumb-asses, they are NOT reality,the scenarios and characters are carefully picked and orchestrated and edited by the producers for maximum results.

 

[Mikah75]

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i just watch whos in it, then tune in next month or so
thats when it gets interesting, as i find retards making a fool out of themselves quite hillarious.
1. theres a woman that cant leave her vibro behind anywhere so hopefully <hint hint>
2. omg what was that chavvy whore thinking when wearing that costume
3. retard who cant open a door
4. hairdresser looks like hes gonna be funny everyone will hate him
5. a male belly dancer..... (if anyones seen The Incredibles hes male version of edna "BEAUTIFUL DARLING"
hmm think thats it

 

[Cozak]

...3. retard who cant open a door...

That the psychic who obviously is very fucking psychic, standing in front of a push to open door for 2mins waiting for it to open?

 

[Mikah75]

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rofl yeh thats the one, i was cracking up

 

[Darksword]

LOL this is going to be mint!

your all sad thinking its crap tv. the whole point of it is they end up fighting loads in the house etc and doing stupid things like bitching.

so Basicly Kamel i think he was called is going to be fucking class. he will get upset really easily but be really loud, a bit like marco.

then derrik! he's just pure legend and thats all there is to him

then the italien guy lol i wish he was my teacher he seems class.

and yeh Sams hot + she took a vibrator into the house so she wont be leaving (people will want her to get frustrated etc lol)

its all just brilliant, there gunna get people fighting loads. i heard about the girl turning the lights on last night so she doesnt get nominated or whatever?lol big brothers the best show ever!

 

[Mikah75]

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the hairdressers look of disgust to Kamel was so funny i hope he decks him, will be hilarious

 

[Darksword]

the hairdressers look of disgust to Kamel was so funny i hope he decks him, will be hilarious

yeh and then he gets arrested adn replaced omg i hope it does actually hapepn, would be the best day of tv ever...

kamel will piss him off in the morning in some way, and he'll refuse to go to the diary room to talk to big brother so the bouncers will come in, kamel will be crying and stuff and the bouncers will break it up.. then the police will get involved (remember the scottish guy from last year almost got kicked out for hitting that girl with a tray by accident?)

so the hairdresser leaves, kamel crys, and someone new comes in

 

[Ormorof]

Just in....... ITV are to produce a new reality show called

'I'm a wall of drying paint, get me out of here'

5 walls of drying paint will battle it out to see who can dry first'

Viewers will be able to vote out the wall of their choice each week by dialling a 5 pound a minute line
pressing 1 votes out wall 1,pressing 2 votes out wall 2, pressing 3 votes out wall 3, pressing 4 votes out wall 4 and pressing 5 votes out wall 5.
Did you get that? (instructions are avaliable on the web site).

To complete your slide into clinical brain death, the walls will chatter on about their own cretinous opinions on life and show levels of shallowness that a gnat could paddle in without getting his socks wet.

The walls will no doubt be getting up to some entertaining shinanigans like
-hating each other
-ignoring each other
-bitching about each other
-crying and making up
-all fancying the one with the big tits
-go on to open supermarkets
-have their sad pointless lives posted on the front cover of the Sun, for no more reason than they are 'on the telly'

'Reality'shows have one great big obvious flaw, which flies right over the head of most dumb-asses, they are NOT reality,the scenarios and characters are carefully picked and orchestrated and edited by the producers for maximum results.

 

[Mikah75]

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yeh and then he gets arrested adn replaced omg i hope it does actually hapepn, would be the best day of tv ever...

kamel will piss him off in the morning in some way, and he'll refuse to go to the diary room to talk to big brother so the bouncers will come in, kamel will be crying and stuff and the bouncers will break it up.. then the police will get involved (remember the scottish guy from last year almost got kicked out for hitting that girl with a tray by accident?)

so the hairdresser leaves, kamel crys, and someone new comes in

oh god that was good, i was pissing myself with laughter was on the news and everything

 

[Marc]

dif u seer thats slut on the nuirses uniform, fck me, shed have it

 

[supersaint]

dif u seer thats slut on the nuirses uniform, fck me, shed have it

Been drinking?

 

[Mikah75]

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dif u seer thats slut on the nuirses uniform, fck me, shed have it

after the translation;P yes, she was alright lol, probably have herpies though lol wen she was going in i dont think she realised her arse was hanging out and the camera was homing in, she kept pulling it down lol

 

[Rookiescot]

Big brother is without doubt the worst programe ever.

Words escape me as to how this is deemed worthy of television air time.

Anyone who watches this and is actually entertained by it is without doubt a fucking moron.

/rant off

 

[Sharma]

That "white witch" (Quote marks to show its obvious bullshit) makes me laugh.

If I were in that house id stick "Im a psycho, not psychic" because her photo is like I dunno...mass killer eyes..


Hope she gets voted out first, Don't want seeing Ms. Psycho winning this.. "I had forseen that I would win."

 

[Marc]

Been drinking?

haha, sommat like that!! Nerf walking past the Kings and finding out the landlord forgot to put the wd40 down in the toilets!!!

 

[Escape]

You thought people who played MMORPGs needed to get out more... what about BB viewers?

Or the worst combination, people who play MMORPGs and watch BB!


The show could only be good if the evicted person is executed, live on TV!

 

[Mikah75]

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i only watch it the first one to see which freaks and a last 2 weeks from end wen they all wanna kill each other

 

[Cozak]

Kick that lesley bird out imo what a fucking simpleton she is

 

[Darksword]

i only watch it the first one to see which freaks and a last 2 weeks from end wen they all wanna kill each other

i watch it throughout lol i think its just mint they get made to do class stuff like hang upside down over nettles and then you just to know someones gunna fall into them

indeed tomorrow im making 9-10 people watch it