testicles nailed to a tree thread

[Lamp]

not had one of these for a while, so here's the question

Your testicles are nailed to a tree (yes, you are attached to your own balls)
The tree is set alight
You're given a knife

Do you cut your balls off to escape, or do you burn ?

 

[Mey]

Use the knife to jimmy the nails out. Noob!

 

[Litmus]

cut your own bulls off,

burning to death has got to be one of the worst ways to die along with drowning.

 

[Mey]

Drowning is apparently quite peaceful.. apparently.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stab the person giving me the knife, have a quick wank(how often can you get to do that? Honestly!), then do a "Mey" cop-out and scurry myself to a hospital followed by the police to sue the f*cks who nailed me there to replace my damaged sack with a cybernetic "lady pleaser 5000!" sack upgrade.

What?

 

[Zenith.UK]

I'd probably try to be brave and wait for the fire to reach me. As soon as it started to burn, I'd probably give up being brave and cut my balls off to escape.
Being alive without balls is preferable to being dead.

 

[Zita]

Id cut the tree down with the knife tbh

 

[CorNokZ]

I have the perfect picture for this thread, but I'd get banned again

 

[Laddey]

where is the Lamp is a ballbag option

 

[Cerb]

cut just the skin around the nail?

 

[Urgluf]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Err...a sad person?

Can't believe that face is accepted in the "vague" secton of "would you tap it". Not even a challenge.

 

[Urgluf]

a perverted mind might see different things

 

[Bugz]

a perverted mind might see different things

Haha

 

[old.Tohtori]

a perverted mind might see different things

What?

 

[Urgluf]

I'm sure someone else here, sees what I see in that picture.. so he or she can elaborate this

 

[Cerb]

I still cant see anything more than a girl frowning?

 

[Laddey]

Maybe shes ment to look like shes got something up her ass?

 

[Cerb]

Possibly so bill

 

[Mey]

It looks like she has a massive cock in her mouth.

 

[Afran]

It looks like she has a massive cock in her mouth.

Haha I thought this at first and had to go back to page 1 to see it was just a frown.

 

[Urgluf]

It looks like she has a massive cock in her mouth.

exactly

 

[old.Tohtori]

It looks like she has a massive cock in her mouth.

exactly

Urgluf, that's stretching it(bad pun) especially since your avatar looks about a mile and a half more like it :lol:

 

[Aoami]

took me ages to realise she didnt have a cock in her mouth tbf

 

[Urgluf]

Urgluf, that's stretching it(bad pun) especially since your avatar looks about a mile and a half more like it :lol:

<3 my avatar

 

[Lamp]

Do you lot think of anything else except sex ?

 

[Cerb]

Do you lot think of anything else except sex ?

Should we?

 

[Aoami]

yeah... wanking.