test drive the new....

[Ezteq]

Rar!
off to take a spin in my new free-stollenfromahotel-showercap!!


spacious, nice interior, good suspension *flex* yep thats how i planned to spend my friday night and boy, whatta night its going to be!

Oooooh Yeeeah

 

[tris-]

omg your friday night sucks lol

so does mine

so let me know how it goes.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

heh bloke putting on a showercap is prolly similar to bloke makin lurve to a very old woman - dont want anyone to see ya getting it on an once ur in its oh so dry inside uke:

 

[Ormorof]

heh bloke putting on a showercap is prolly similar to bloke makin lurve to a very old woman - dont want anyone to see ya getting it on an once ur in its oh so dry inside uke:

lol thas just nasteh

 

[tris-]

you know, i always thought milfs would be sloppy and stuff.


well thats ruined my dream then.

 

[evzy]

Haha, I swear I won't mention I would have thought it would look like a cheese toastie that just split...I won't say it dammit!

 

[Ormorof]

Haha, I swear I won't mention I would have thought it would look like a cheese toastie that just split...I won't say it dammit!

uke: :touch: uke:


what an image!!

 

[Ezteq]

heh bloke putting on a showercap is prolly similar to bloke makin lurve to a very old woman - dont want anyone to see ya getting it on an once ur in its oh so dry inside uke:

possibly but im a chick so i wouldnt know lol.

yep was a truely awsome friday night, bath was a success and thats about all i remember (aside from retiring to my bed to read) good god i remember the days when i was unable to remember much about the evening because of vast ammounts of alcohol i'd consumed.

man what a bummer.

 

[Mikah75]

omg lilmissnaughty... that is vile

 

[Laddey]

you know, i always thought milfs would be sloppy and stuff.


well thats ruined my dream then.

Haha milf, such an american pie word!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

lol sry an hugs to ez dunno why i thought u was a chap

 

[Ezteq]

thats ok *adjusts balls* np.

the guys at work have gone one step further though.... they talk about GILFS and if you cant work it out thats short for grannies i'd like to f*beeep*


what can i say, the horror!

 

[Naffets]

thats ok *adjusts balls* np.

the guys at work have gone one step further though.... they talk about GILFS and if you cant work it out thats short for grannies i'd like to f*beeep*


what can i say, the horror!

By adjusts balls, i assume you mean someone elses?

 

[old.Tohtori]

By adjusts balls, i assume you mean someone elses?

Oh yeeeah. Their much more cumfy now *coughs*

 

[tris-]

ye GILFS.

tbh, its not much over a milf. unless we are taling extreme gilf of the ages 40+.

milfism starts at 30 imo, with gilf being around 38. there is some quite nice gilfs ive seen knocking about but i want to conquer the milf world first.

 

[Ezteq]

the gilfs they're on about are 50++

 

[Laddey]

ye GILFS.

tbh, its not much over a milf. unless we are taling extreme gilf of the ages 40+.

milfism starts at 30 imo, with gilf being around 38. there is some quite nice gilfs ive seen knocking about but i want to conquer the milf world first.

Milf starts when le women is 20+ and has kids imho!

 

[tris-]

thats not milf, jees. proper milf is 30+ .

i am 20 this year, and im not a DILF. no freaking way is a 20 yr old a milf . even if the 20 yr old has a kid. i would say they are tilf's.

a milf doesnt need kids either imo.

50++ GILF, i dont think i would even consider it.

 

[Ezteq]

is it just me or are grandma's getting younger? i mean when i was a kid and someone said "oh here comes me nan" there was a little old lady (usually in a mac and those wierd brown tights) with either gray or white hair but one thing was certain no matter how strong the wind was that day the hair would not move toddling up the road brandishing a walking stick/shopping bag (one of the string jobbies) or a bag or worthers origional.

nowerdays someone says "ay up here comes me nan" your looking at a woman in jeans (with sequins down the leg) with hair that isnt gray and infact bounces and bobs almost as much as her boobs (which arnt incased in a reinforced double stitched cross your heart special like they would have been in the good old days) with a dvd of desperate housewives in one well manicured hand and a bacardi breezer in the other......

ye gads i mean if little red riding hood was about now and the wolf tried it on the grandma would be walking about in a new wolf skin gilet with matching boots!

thee times they are a changin'

 

[Laddey]

thats not milf, jees. proper milf is 30+ .

i am 20 this year, and im not a DILF. no freaking way is a 20 yr old a milf . even if the 20 yr old has a kid. i would say they are tilf's.

a milf doesnt need kids either imo.

50++ GILF, i dont think i would even consider it.

rofl tilfs, never heard that one before.

I'd definatly prefer a milf without the M in it, nerf le baggage

 

[tris-]

ye granys are younger.

people have kids between the ages of 11-13 now. its the new fashion. and usualy their parents are only like 25.

if grannys age reduces as young preganancies increase, i think we WILL see a linear increase in GILFs that you really do want to fuck.

and the age of MILFs will then go down to 20yrs of age. TILFs will become exctint.

a whole new world of oppurtunity is upon us!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

bah im gonna be 25 in april by this standard that makes me an old spinster cos i aint a granny or even a mum!
better hurry up an curl up an die like a good little old hag i guess

 

[Ezteq]

the opportunity of the GG gilf maybe?

 

[tris-]

bah im gonna be 25 in april by this standard that makes me an old spinster cos i aint a granny or even a mum!
better hurry up an curl up an die like a good little old hag i guess

you are still a tILF for 5 years though. at 30 you will be a MILF. MILF is where its at, look me up in 5 years

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'd definatly prefer a milf without the M in it, nerf le baggage

So...you'd like an ILF.

Basicly you'd just like to f*ck, period

*pats on head*

You'll hit it one day.

 

[Laddey]

So...you'd like an ILF.

Basicly you'd just like to f*ck, period

*pats on head*

You'll hit it one day.

Well, ye if i didn't have a loving caring girlfriend

 

[lilmissnaughty]

heh all this stuff made me think of the quote

im a trisexual, i'll try anything once

cant remember where i heard it tho if it was a film or tv show lol an before anyone says it i dont think it was from a porno

 

[tris-]

sounds like the type of shit austin powers would come out with.