tesco marketing

[tris-]

i love seeing the new strategies all the supermarkets use these days in their marketing campaigns.

i thought ASDAs was pretty good, simply reporting on facts provided by an independent agency. that seemed to have started it off.

now the latest from tesco is that have '1000s of named brands cheaper than anyone' or something. but all these brands are shit youve never heard of and some stuff that aldi sell believe it or not. as people wont usually goto aldi because of the image. but if tesco sell it then it must be good.

wonder how long that one has been up the sleeve for.

on the topic, who falls for these shampoo ads? '90% of woman thought it was great' then in small print 'based on 9 positive responses in a survey of 10 women'.

 

[pikeh]

What's depressing is when I start to play Albatross on my guitar, then some dickhead comes along and says "Lawl, the M&S theme tune!!11"

I agree, it's quite funny seeing these supermarket ad's. Tesco had this whole "plain white background, just a pic of the product, and a celeb's voice", Then Aldi did it, just with a black background and just some guys voice. I even believe sainsbury's tried things in a similiar vain.
Asda's are like the 'low-blow' of the marketing world

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lidl has probably the best.

This week! this is mostly cheap!

And done.

Well, it would be better with that fast show guy, but, you get the point.

 

[Bahumat]

I wanna make a porno where a guy is spanking the shit out of a womans arse, then they play the little music and the 'money in the back pocket' noise from ASDA

 

[Laddey]

I wanna make a porno where a guy is spanking the shit out of a womans arse, then they play the little music and the 'money in the back pocket' noise from ASDA

Iam interested!

 

[pikeh]

Assda.

 

[Lamp]

Sainsbury's are upping their game. Apparently, buy any 3 pack of ladies underwear, and get a lady for half price.

Of course its hit and miss what brand you get. Young, old, horny, dried up, drop dead gorgeous, nasty old smelly skank, etc. By law it can't be past its sell-by date (so anyone who's into the over 90's, shame. Try the discount bins round the back of the store)

 

[Ezteq]

i couldn't believe the mascara advert that had the little caption at the bottom "false eyelashes used" that really sold it to me that did Oo

and shampoo is generally the same basic formula as washing up liquid lol so i cba with any of the schmultz that tries to see stuff...the ads that get me are the ones for food, usually junk food.

Mmmm

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

i do not understand how women who actually buy these products


WTF is nutra ceramide or active fruit concentrate

typical advertising BS

most cleaning/grooming products have this stuff called sodium laureth sulphate in it thats the bit that actually cleans you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_laureth_sulphate

 

[swords]

Pentapeptides rox all imo...
Don't forget to drink water that has 'volcanicity' in it...
Life seems to taste better with Sainsbury's...

Bollocks! Life is shit, 5 chain amino acids are shit and putting magma in water is SHIT!

 

[Belgerath]

magma

Everytime i see that word i think of frickin sharks with lazer beams on there heads

 

[Azurus]

What's depressing is when I start to play Albatross on my guitar, then some dickhead comes along and says "Lawl, the M&S theme tune!!11"

You should reply 'It's Peter Green bitch!' then smack them over the face with the strings and plank.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

10 look for the "plank" part of a guitar
20 goto 10 until question makes sense

 

[kirennia]

Did enjoy the tescon advert going on about some sofa for £300 or half price or something then at the bottom of the screen it said 'Subject to avaliability up until (insert date here) after which price drops £4.

Errmmmmm. Someone made a booboo with that one.