Temptation

[[SS]Gamblor]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."

 

[Rhori]

hehe rofl , would've let you meet my rep stick but I need to spread it more ;(

 

[Dakkath]

FGS

Rep always has to spread around whne you really need it

Made me laugh though

 

[evzy]

Old but still very funneh

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Old but still very funneh

Very like me so

 

[Sparx]

hehe

i am ambushing your post with another joke

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"



Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."



The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes

Everything better and I go work. You try that."



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."

 

[[slim]]

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."

lmfao reps

 

[Rhori]

hehe

i am ambushing your post with another joke

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"



Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."



The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes

Everything better and I go work. You try that."



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."

already posted in one of the jokes threads, but not with a chinese though

 

[Naffets]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to [SS]Gamblor again.


QQ

 

[Kaun_IA]

hahah... that ones good, nice post ;D

 

[Eeben]

An the only thing i can think about is what whould have happent if you went up stairs with her

But nice post rep inc!!

btw if it wasnt a test whould you have told your girlfriend?

 

[Haggus]

I thought it was a true story too.

Till you said about her little sister.

Anyway !