Teh Seel sings X-Mas songs.

[old.Tohtori]

One done so be patient

Zerker wonderland

More bubs ding,
while we're exping.
In this game,
we are the king.
A frightening sight.
We're killing tonight.
Bashing in a zerker wonderland

Go away you silly bluecons.
On our way to kill the big ones.
Skald sings a speed song
As we trolly along
Bashing in a zerker wonderland

In emain the trolls will build a snowman.
On his head they'll put a shiny crown.
Trolls say: You be Arthur!?
We'll say: Yes mam!
Then they'll do their job
and smish him down!

Later on, we'll conspire,
how to set, keeps on fire.
We're so unafraid,
of the mess that we've made,
bashing in a zerker wonderland.

Near the hib-keep we can build a snowman.
And put on it a pretty elven gown.
When the hibs come out and play with missus snowman.
We'll watch trolls smish them dooooown!

Yes it shows,
they are loving,
smishing things, dead or living.
We'll laugh and we'll play,
the Berserker way.
Bashing in a zerker wonderland.

Bashing in a zerker woderland...

Goomba be real good in pushing ram!

Now this time to cook some luri ham!

 

[Hansmoleman]

your brilliant

 

[Svartmetall]

I'm trying to find my old recording of 'Rudolph The Red-Con Reindeer'...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Until you find it, i made this one instead:

--Njessi the redconned beachtoy.--

He killed smieras and crabs
and dark elfs and tomte,
mobs from jordheim
all the way to galplen.
But one just wouldn't fall,
The most annoying creature of all.

Njessi the redconned beachtoy.
from the murky water arose.
And always when this dwarf saw it
He would curse and say "it blows".
Noone would help him kill it.
"Cause they got SC and sh*t!"
This mob was 'coming a real pain,
he even started to hate this game.

He was considering playing Eve,
but heard a warrior say:
"For a thane you're not too bright."
Have you even tried to kite?"

The dwarf didn't even thank him
just shouted out aloud with glee:
"Njessi the redconned beachtoy!
say your prayers, your history!"

 

[Dakkath]

Now, whilst i can be said I hate Xmas ... BAH HUMBUG!!!!!

These made me laugh

 

[old.Tohtori]

Here's a classic atleast some of ya'll english folks might remember....i think....was it english? Anyway!

The Kobold song -Healer don't be late

All right you Kobolds! Ready to kill your mob?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's kill it now!
Okay, Spiritmaster?
-Okay!
Okay, Warrior?
-Okay!
Okay, Healer? Healer? HEALER!
-AFK.

Dinging, dinging time is near.
Kill these mobs and then we cheer.
We're damn good, but we can't last.
Hurry Healer, hurry fast!
We need the pom that loops the loop.
I don't want to shout out oop.
Without heals we have to wait.
Please Oh Healer, don't be late.

Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Spiritmaster.
-Naturally.
Very good Warrior.
-*grunt*
Ah, Healer, heals were a little late, watch it.
Ah, Healer. Healer. HEALER!
-AFK!!!

Want a pom that loops the loop.
Still don't want to shout out oop.
Now we have to /sit and wait.
Please Oh Healer, don't be late!
Those adding mobs don't want to wait.
Please Oh Healer, don't be late.

Very good, kobolds.
-Lets kill it again! Yeah, lets kill it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it.
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to kill it again!
Now wait a minute, kobolds.
-Why can't we kill it again?
-[kobold chatter]
Healer, i could use some healing..Warrior, why are you looking at me like that?
Spiritmaster, why are you waving your hands? Kobolds.....AAAAaaa!!

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Shame we cant access BW, I did a great Boheimian Rhapsody...but here goes... (sorry its not festive but hey)


Is this a real life?
Is this just D A O C
Caught in a relic raid
No escape from zerg mentality.

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and seeeeeee
Im just a poor mid, hibs need the sympathy
Because they are easy die, easy zerg
Kill em high kill em low
Anyway, the lag blows, its doenst really matter to me..

GOA, just killed an Alb,
put a bow to his head
bug abused, now hes dead
GOA, my subs had just begun...
But now ive lagged and got blown away!!!
GOA oooaaaooooooo
Didnt Rightnow ever reply
If WoW comes this time tomorrow
Carry on, lag on, well move and it wont really matter.

Too late, my subs are gone
Seeing players all the time
quiting the game down the line
Goodbye old Mularn - Its time to go
Gotta leave my villa behind and kill my toon
GOA oooaaaooooooo
I dont want to quit
But sometimes I can never log in at alllllll..

(minstrel on the guitar solo)

I see a little stealther of a toon
BUG ABUSE - BUG ABUSE better call a games master!
Thunderbolts and lightning, Thanes were never frightning!
Freddies house, Freddies house!
Barryworld it never was..
Im just a poor Alb no body luvs me..
Sod off ya poor alb, over pop-u-lated!!
Spare us his crap about balance its full o shit!
Easy gank - low HP - will your healer let you die?
Got spread heal - he will not let you die!
Got spread heal - he will not let you die!
Got spread heal - he will not let you die!
Aug shaman I cannot heal!
Aug shaman I cannot heal!
MAMA MIA MAMA MIA Spec in mend!
Requiel caught using radar oh heheee he heeee heeeeeeeeeeeee

(Bard gets to play his ukalaly)

So you think you can gank me on the fly
So you think your infil cant take me as easy a pieeee
Oh Albies, cant gank me too much albies
Just gotta respec, just gotta respec back to dark now....

Rightnow never asnwers
Anyone can see
Hibs all use radar - alb do but dont get caught by meeeeeee

ToA exping does blooooowwwwwww




nb; quicky while im bored at work!

 

[Narzeja]

I did a great Boheimian Rhapsody...but here goes... (sorry its not festive but hey)...
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[Jpeg[LOD]]

OT Forum?

 

[Lakih]

OT Forum?

How can DAoC christmas songs be off topic in a DAoC general forum?

Brilliant, givf more songs

 

[Dakkath]

Being thick I'm sure, but what is 'The Kobold song -Healer don't be late' based on?

 

[old.windforce]

Shame we cant access BW, I did a great Boheimian Rhapsody...but here goes... (sorry its not festive but hey)


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:worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

thats brilliant

 

[old.Tohtori]

Being thick I'm sure, but what is 'The Kobold song -Healer don't be late' based on?

The chipmunks song - Christmas don't be late.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Gimme WoW (Let it snow)

Oh, the whines on the boards are frightful,
how the customer service is so bull,
And since they went and nerfed us so,
Gimme WoW, gimme WoW, gimme WoW.

Everyone of my friends is stopping,
And they say that WoW ain't flopping.
DAoC subscription count is low,
gimme WoW, Gimme WoW, Gimme WoW.

When it's finally release night,
Whiners surely will put up a storm.
I quess what they say is right,
Whining in a massive is a norm.

But i bet that this game ain't dying.
And, the noobs, they keep on crying.
that they can't log in the game so..
Gimme WoW, gimme WoW, gimme WoW.

 

[Lumikki]

Hehe, great stuff

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't know the song, hope it fits...

Run Skald Run (Run rudolph run by bryan adams)

From all the classes you're the one who need not to /bind
Run, run Skald, group's not too far behind.
Run, run Skald, trolls wanna take the keep down.
Skald he can hurry, singing all the way to town.
Around the albs the Skald is runnin' round and around.

Said gothi to the skald "What have you been running for?"
"The group went up and died, have to get the healer from far"
And away went the Skald a whizzing like a shooting star.

Run, run Skald, from all the classes you really pwn.
You need not hurry, you can outrun servers when they go down.
And away went the Skald with a sonic boom so loud.

A kobold saw the skald "To the gates of DF i need to get."
"I'm in a hurry, but i can get you there in time i bet."
And away went the Skald a zooming like a fighter jet.

Run, run Skald, run, run Skald, a running like a shot from a gun.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Da dum dum...

Class balance (white christmas)

I'm dreaming of a class balance.
It's possible, that much i know.
Need to do, some asskissin'
so mythic will listen.
So tired of being a useless cow.

I'm dreaming of a class balance.
With every email that i write.
"Please make things a bit more riiight!
With this thane of mine, i can't even kite."

I'm dreaming of a class balance.
This is the last mail that i'll write.
"You know, my class should show thors miiiiiight.
But as it is, we are full of shite...

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Due for release later this week!!!!

Now thats what I call Lag volume 1!!!!

Containing all your favorite hits from the last year in DAoC!

Lag out of hell - Lag Loaf
I wont let the connection go down on me - Elven John
Kings of the new frontiers - Adam and the Infs
Rudolph the Red Dot Lag dear?
Santa Claus is lagging in town
The Diary of Horace Gimp - The Eccentric Light Eldritch
The number of the Zerg - Iron Ramcladding
I just cant get sharks out of my head - Kylie Minogue
The real Nighty Shady - ExpingM

plus many many more!!!

 

[Mordyn]

To be sung to: Merry Christmas Everyone - Shaken Steven's

Towers falling all around me, Keeps taken one by one,
It's the season of death and mass ganking,
Merry Relic raid everyone.

Were gonna have a raid tonight, underneath that relic shrine, we'll play by candle light.

Keeps falling all around me, People dying one by one,
It's the season of lagg and mass LD'ing,
Merry Relic raid everyone.