Teh Seel goes Eminem again.

old.Tohtori

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Quess who's back with them rhymes again,
and this time i think i gotta bring some pain.
No, Teh Seel hasn't been clubbed and buried,
put on a platter with rice and curry,
surely, i'm not what i used to be in this place,
so as me, i gotta bring this thing to your face.

I'll take you back now to two thousand and three,
when the forumites ruled the boards for free.
We were the kings of the camelot off-topic,
if someone told us to go away, we said "f**k it".
Or "bring it", we took no shit, but now we're dying.
The events, change of boards, loss of bringing,
the good stuff we did so often, diss them,
every one of them, if they were out of line.
It's a f**king decline, deny, i have to sigh,
it's a crime, big as ted the dogs balls.
I think i gotta make some serious phonecalls...

In the old days, respect was earned and not given,
in those days biscuits were handed to all even.
Now the new peeps jump around the boards like Johnson,
showing of their sneakers, "Their Magic!", it's like Boston:
"Damn cold and noone would really wanna live there."
So i think we need to bring a heater and not share.

So this one goes out to the old farts of the barry,
Get your a** in here with a car, plane or a f**king ferry.
It's time to bring these boards back into the old shape,
sure this sounds grumpy and sour like an old grape,
but even if the colors green and there's still the coocoo bird,
the forumites are a dying breed, bring back barrysworld!

Word. Out. Have a dingding.
 

old.Tohtori

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Conchabar said:
emienem suxs!

The names Seel,
not bloody eminem.
So some pwns i feel,
i gotta bring them.
And with the name of Conchabar,
i don't have to search too far,
finding burns ain't hard, it's sub-par,
he even has a thane for char!
Got a kitty picture by his forumbits,
well he's a p*ssy, so i quess it fits.
Now you might say that i'm not fair,
but to be honest i really don't care.
You had to go and throw a diss at Em,
and Em's a Seel too so i'll say it again.

With the name of Conchabar,
i don't have to search too far,
finding burns ain't hard, it's sub-par,
he even has a thane for char!

:kissit:







No offense! :D
 

old.Tohtori

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Seems i'm on a roll today...

So take a moment to hear what i say...

*coughs*

The thing i found out this day really turns my stomach,
like sitting in the cockpit of an f-16 going past mach 1.
I'm done, i don't want to know no more of this sh*t,
i guess i gotta use these words to make another hit.

With all the things around going bad these days,
how people hurt eachother with endless amount of ways.
This thing really takes the worst spot on top,
it's something people need to know, it needs to stop.

You've heard of the movie named glitter,
evidently an all-low for J-Lo, bless her.
You've heard about Kangaroo Jack,
Filmtown i still want my money back!
But this thing goes past crappy movies,
could someone tell me it's a hoax.. please!

WAnna really know what causes me nightmares?
The thing that makes dogs shed their hairs?
I have to warn you, you might shed a tear,
it will be something that you'll always fear,
and i know it's probably old and a glenny,
but here's the link so go and have a clicky.
 

Ezteq

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aw jesus no not a wham musical fgs, next thing you know they'll be making "neighbours the musical" ok then seel while you feeling musical out there on yer lil ice float how about a song in the stylings of missy elliot, sing about shaving your bits and tottering about in a thong that'll cheer me up after hearing that truely devistating bit of news about george "no one knew i was gay when i did the club tropicana video haha fooled em" michael
 

Binky the Bomb

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Or a sonfg of hate in the tune of Mr Timberlake. Pull that one off if you can.
 

Sissyfoo

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Someone is still pining away for his custom title. ;)

(actually, so am I :mad: )
 

old.Tohtori

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Binky the Bomb said:
Or a sonfg of hate in the tune of Mr Timberlake. Pull that one off if you can.

(Dusting Timbearbottom)
Ah....

It was a good day, i just got my pay.. and was ooon my way back home.
Needed some gas, so i just hauled ass, to the nearest texacooo...ooh yeah.

When-i-put-my-bank-card-in-the-machiiiine....baby!
I-noticed-my-money-was-gone-like-saddams-rejiiime...now it's your turn...

Time to die b*tch...

It's your time to gooo yeah...

Time to die b*tch...

It's Just. Your. Time to gooo...oh...

The money-i-worked for, were out before four, and i got out from work at threee...(Crazy!)
I just bought TOA, but you went GOA, took my cash and sold my peeceeeee.

Now-it's-time-to-make-your-stupid-blonde-ass-feel-paaaain.
Take-your-precious-little-poodle-and-hang-him-out-in-the-raaain...and then i'll come for you 'cause...

Time to die b*tch...

It's your time to gooo yeah...

Time to die b*tch...

It's Just. Your. Time to gooo...oh...

Time to check out...so check this out.

(Rap section by Seelacris)
Shut up b*tch! You gotta paaAAAaay.
Trashing your stuff will make my daaaAAAaay.
Seelacris in the place telling how it iiiiIIIIiis,
It's the last f*cking time you take a piiiIIIIiis.
My cars, my cash and my DAoC accoooount,
are the only real things that even coooount.
So don't think that you're worth anythiiiing,
you'rethe wench and Seelacris is the king.

(Dusting Timbearbottom, slow part)

Baby...from the first time i saw you...near that dumpster in albany...i knew there was something...something special in you...just that used condom on your head...should've told me...that you might have been....a bitch. OH!

(Dusting Timberbottom)


Time to die b*tch...

It's your time to gooo yeah...

Time to die b*tch...

It's Just. Your. Time to gooo...oh...

Seelacris: Biaaaatch.
Dusting: She really is one bad b*tch.
Seelacris: D-man and Seelacris.
Dusting: Copytown records.
Seelacris: Willynilly in the house.

Dusting: Lights...out.
 

Theseus

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Is it just me or does everyone else things that Teh Seel pwns da house ??

Givf more !!!
 

Gengi

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I would appreciate the words more if I knew teh toons I expect :p

later
 

Binky the Bomb

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Listen to 3 diffenernt Timberface songs, there pretty much the same, just different tempo.
 

old.Tohtori

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Here's a classic you might remember, music courtesy of one britney spears...

*cough cough*

Mi mi miiii....

Ok.




I need a shrink.
Cause this can't be a healthy thing.
And yeah i know
Girls don't always
swing that way, yeah...

I don't say, that i like the "pickle"
Why can't you mom realize...

(Chorus)
I'm just a nerd.
Can't get a woman.
You say i need time.
My lover is this PC of mine.
A girl would get in between.

(Verse 2)
I'm just a nerd.
There's no way to change me.
Its time that I
Show you just how much i pwn.
It's my destiny and i really know now,
I'm not destined to make french frieeees.

I'm just a nerd.
Can't get a woman.
You say i need time.
My lover is this PC of mine.
A girl would get in between.


I'm just a nerd.
No woman really sparks me,
i want badgers and bobs pies.
This nerd will always find....
Glennyyyyy!

I'm just a nerd.
(I'm just a nerd, i like to play daoc, WoW and eve)
Can't get a woman.
(This computer is the only one i need beside me, yeah)
You say i need time (All I need)
This computer that is mine (That is mine)
A girl would get in between!

I'm just a nerd.
Can't get a woman.
You say i need time.
My lover is this PC of mine.
A girl would get in between.

I'm just a nerd.
Don't need a woman...
 

old.Tohtori

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Hey, ho, time to go mental.
Time to bring pain like in dental.
Like a swedish autorental,
or AOL HUK HUK on your local.

Is it only me or is humankind retarded,
every twat i see would be better off dead.
I bet, if i took this shotgun showed it to a few,
people wouldn't mind if they weren't who they knew.

"Look at me, i'm the center of the universe!"
Don't care who you be, i'll just throw the next verse.
It's here to show that you ain't better then your piers.
Who the f*ck are you? Some kind a ripoff Britney Spears?

Hey, ho, time to go mental.
Time to bring pain like in dental.
Like a swedish autorental,
or AOL HUK HUK on your local.

Aww, don't run! It's not a loaded gun! (boom!)
Ok so i lied, what the hell you gonna do?
Boo! Yeah, be scared, like a cow, go moo.
You're just another bovine for the slaughter,
"bringing your daughter, bringing your daughter"

Don't get me wrong i don't wanna kill the world,
just want a shovel to take out the excess turd.
I'm not a mercenary, just a pale computer nerd.
don't mean that i can't be the worse you heard.

Hey, ho, time to go mental.
Time to bring pain like in dental.
Like a swedish autorental,
or AOL HUK HUK on your local.

Child molesters, monsters, n'sync and politicians.
Have to go after them all with loaded guns.
And those ain't even the f*cking only ones.
I'm doing this for the futures daughters and sons.

But...i guess like all i'm just gonna stay,
in my bed, try not to snap, oh god i pray.
Hope to see the next mornings sunray,(Haha! )
God ain't giving a f*ck about people today.

Hey, ho, time to go mental.
Time to bring pain like in dental.
Like a swedish autorental,
or AOL HUK HUK on your local.
 

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :kissit:

I got bumped to the behind today,
by a prison dude, 7 feet, called Ray.
Owie ow ow my bum really hurts now,
i'm just a violated prisoner on deathrow.

I was minding my own in the lockdown shower,
when i noticed that the people got a lot fewer.
I was like "What? Huh? What's going on here?"
I didn't think there was anything in here to fear.

Now my poopashoota disagrees with that,
i never knew a white guy could be so fat.
Ray "The Tiny", yeah right, i couldn't even fight,
when he brought it on, aww shit this ain't right!

I got bumped to the behind today,
by a prison dude, 7 feet, called Ray.
Owie ow ow my bum really hurts now,
i'm just a violated prisoner on deathrow.

Hey come on! Please! Just shock me allready!
This guy thinks that i'm all for going steady!
If the goverment don't do me, this guy will,
and my bum hurts so bad i can't sit still!

Now i know what this system is for,
but why didn't anyone tell me before,
i wouldn't have taken that gun to the store.
Now i pay the price with a guy like a boar.

I got bumped to the behind today,
by a prison dude, 7 feet, called Ray.
Owie ow ow my bum really hurts now,
i'm just a violated prisoner on deathrow.
 

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rofl jesus dude your talents are waisted!! go for record deal..........I'd Buy That For A Doller!!
 

old.Tohtori

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Haven't done one about DAoC for a while...


On the day i started i was full of hope,
i felt so good even without my dope.
It was too good to be, now there's pain.
Oh god please tell me! Why did i roll a thane.

Levels one through five were loads of fun,
felt hyped and psyked for killin' like a loaded gun.
But almost right after i chose my profession,
i slowly started to regret that bad decision.

Warriors they got their shields,
Skalds they got their speeds,
Zerkers they got their axes,
Thanes…still waiting for patches.

If I’m faced with an enemy worse then a kitten,
Because of this code and how it was written,
i can either run or hide and still get my ass bitten.
My damage can be counted with these fingers ten.

The only thing that I really can shine in,
Is either eating, sleeping or just drinking.
I think I’ll go back to my beloved mularn,
Go hang myself in the nearest barn…

Warriors they got their shields,
Skalds they got their speeds,
Zerkers they got their axes,
Thanes…f*ck…still waiting for patches.
 

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A short one...just had to...cartman style? :eek7:

Oooooh....
I'm Teh Seel,
i'm nobody else,
sometimes so real it's painful to see.
Like an orange peel,
i'm not at all false,
i speak strange things in a cherry tree.

Weeeeell....
Some say i'm crap,
some say i rule,
some say i should be teh president.
But i can rap.
I accept a duel.
i'm always there in odd incidents.

Faster now.

Soooooo....
I'm white and hairy,
not at all bit scary,
i'm more ridicilous then A.N. Smith.
Or Dawson leary,
Or potters harry,
somebody should beat me with a stick.

Aaaaaaa....
I'm loosing control,
like a berserk troll,
i think i'll run into a wall.
So if i should die,
before i wake,
i want to say i wub j00 all!

Ooooooo.....
One more verse,
just to be sure,
before i try a hump a' rump.
It might be clear,
like a baboons rear,
that this is clearly just a /bump!


Muahahahhhaa!
 

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Sissyfoo said:
Someone is still pining away for his custom title. ;)

(actually, so am I :mad: )

They've been cheapened (in a not-so-cheap way) by being sold to people.
 

Sissyfoo

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Dillinja said:
They've been cheapened (in a not-so-cheap way) by being sold to people.

How bored were you to dig up this ancient, mouldy-oldy thread? :p
 

old.Tohtori

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Sissyfoo said:
How bored were you to dig up this ancient, mouldy-oldy thread? :p

*snickers evily*

Yes! Burn dillinja for a shameless /bump of this thread! :flame:
 

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Agreed
 

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