Teh Seel Battles Against Roo With a Rap!

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old.Tohtori

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Gotta show Roo that even as a new kid with the song on the block i can still kick it in the Hiphop scene! Original tune, California love by Dr.Dre and 2pac(Respect).


Berserker love: By Teh Seel.

Berserker...knows how to party.
Berserker...really wants to party.
In the citaaay of J.H.
In the citaaay of good ol' Mids.
In the citaaay, the city of Jordheim.
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

Now let me welcome everybody in a studded vest.
To a place where zerkers are like the beachtoy Ness.
Where we still hit like a critical shot to your chest.
Draw your left axe out like you were ready to have sex.
We in that dreamworld state where we can't be beat.
the state where ya never find a group that's empty.
And noobs be on a mission for them greens.
lean mean money-makin-machines killing fiends.
I been in the game for three years killing alb noobs.
ever since they started having LAN-sessions.
Now it's '03 and they nerfed me and watch me.
cause my damage ain't what it should be.
It's all fucked, ain't got nothing much to say.
Mythic is tha bomb and you gotta make your pay.
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way.
Seel puttin it down for the nerf patchday.

Berserker...knows how to party
Berserker...knows how to party
In the citaaay of J.H.
In the citaaay of good ol' Mids.
In the citaaay, the city of Jordheim.
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

Nerfed, nerf us baby
Nerfed, nerf us baby
Nerfed, nerf us Mythic.
Nerfed us really.
Nerfed, nerf us...
Nerf us nerf us nerf us nerf us...

Out of damage, without an axe, i'm jsut a zerker dreamin.
Soon as I zoned to battleground, I'm hearin albs screamin,
running away from the masterclass.
The life of a berserker playah is soon about to die.
Only other berserkse know this, we gonna fade and die.
We used to kill all not just pallies (that's right)
Dressed in studs and enamel suits we ride is what we do.
Nowadays we just the last resort, unwanted crew.
OUr nerf is known worldwide.
We once were the kings now we eat from a can.
Nerfed and complaining with a slow moody jam... it's nerf time.
So you know we still won't bow down to no man.
Say what you say.
But give me one more change to do this ok?
Let me serenade the frontiers with a good L.A.
From hibs in the Emain.
The Alb area and back down.
Jord is where we put our axe down.
Give me love!

uh, yeah, uh, berserkers in tha house, uh yeah.
GOA down, GOA definately in tha house hahaha.
lets go, Lets go.
hey, you know LA is upped in next patch? (HAHAHAHA!)
yo SB's where you at?
yeah, Mythic, Mythic always up to no good.
even savages tryin to get a piece baby.
Zerklove, zerlove where ya at? yeah

Give it up y'all, give it up, give it up!
Let's show these fools that we still the masterclass.
Cause you and I know we kick some serious ass.

yeah, That's riight.
french toast, french toast.
uh, Berserker Love.
Berserker Love.

Peace. Out.
 
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-Lonewolf-

Guest
Still can't believe the moderators don't put this unrelated pap into the Off-Topic Forum

Its totally swamping reasonable DAoC discussions threads from receiving attention

;)
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
IT's a discussion topic about zerkers. Honest! There's a message. :D
 
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Sard-Nair

Guest
yeh TuPac was sh0t
rumor has it...He's still alive because he made a album (so ?) named Malaki thats supposedly ment to meen Im Alive or some crap like that, it's all BS tho its a rumor around the street :eek:

Notorious B.I.G was then shot a few months later after tupac ! still a mystery if it was linked or not...

Dont givf a p00p tho because Dizzy Razcal > all (R&B)

Nice rap tho Toh ! funneh
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
The VN Touch

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of whining
But there are several other very important differences
Between DAoC Players and aemoeba that you should know about

(I'd appreciate your post count...)

Flame baby flame baby whine is a insta shout

Me and you post the kind of stuff that only Yanks would whine about
So put your flames down my thread, I bet you don't have the guts
Yes I'm klavrynd, yes I'm Damon and you're getting right wound up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you modded want you toasted like my Forum Troll hashbrowns
Post quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like stealth gank teams you are inclined
To make me whine an hour early when we don't get patched on time.

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums

Gettin' postcount horny now

Threads, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost point of this post only God knows where we stuck it
Too much smilies? Let me be specific I wanna dis down each point I see
But I got this notion that the motion of your bullshit means "Small Brain Advisory"
So if I capsize on the pish you talk, B-5 you sunk my neat comeback
Please turn me off I've just been modded with a damned post count reset
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Farm Time" you'll love my farming style
And then we'll show our lack of style instead of posting something worthwhile.

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums
Gettin' post count horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums

Gettin' postcount horny now
 
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ormorof

Guest
Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
The VN Touch

You and me baby ain't nothin' but morons
So lets whine just like they do on them there IGN forums


LOL!!!!!


:ROFLMAO:
 
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Cyradix

Guest
I think we have a winner!!!

And I'm not saying that because Roo is my GM ;)
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Even if i don't consider that in the hiphop genre Roo...nice one. But i'll be back, Marky Mark my words Roo, i'll be back :D
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Here it comes Roo! Ya ready! It's a counterstrike with DJ Jazzy Jeff and Fresh prince with "Boom! Shake the room!" as a Teh Seel Original Modification. :D *slaps the beat on*

Yo back up now and give a caster room.
The staff is lit and it's 'bout to go boom.
Buff me buff me buff me.

When the battle is ragin' yo set me free.
Buffed up and psyched up am ready for castin'
moving in a party of mids and upon entrin'
I see the mobs I wanna get come here cutie.
I let the fighters aggro them and then i bring it.

Aggro that body, aggro aggro the body.
get ready to cast, gonna hurt somebody.
Oh and yo let's get just one thing clear.
there's only one reason why I am here.

ya really done want me to tick-a-tick-a-tick-a get the dam up? (go)
ya really done want me to tick-a-tick-a-tick-a get the dam up? (go)
ya really done want me to tick-a-tick-a-tick-a get the dam up? (go)
I start it up and hear my party go...

Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
tick-tick-tick-tick Boom!

Well yo is the manapool filled up yet?
(Blow it up Seel)
Well yo is the manapool filled up yet?
(Blow it up Seel)
Well yo is the manapool filled up yet?
(Blow it up Seel)
Ok here we go here we go here we here we go!

yo

Step back a few steps when the caster brings it.
AoE is da bomb and they knew who threw it.
out at the mobs and yo it was a good blow.
How do I know? because the party went (hoooo!)
As a respect to the way that I was casting it.
One and only good spell,
that gives the mobs hell.
With the healers and tanks at my side
I am the caster and you're on a exp ride

So tanks... (yeah)
Are yall wit me? (yeah)
I said tanks! (yeah)
Are yall wit me? (yeah)
So let's go to Albs and do what we do.
They gonna ooh-argh!-Ack!-argh!-argh!--ooooh
that's right yo and see them albs go.
So buff up the rest and get with the tempo.
I want everybody in the Battlegrounds to know.
I came here tonight to hear my party go!

Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
tick-tick-tick-tick Boom!

Bring it. Bring it. Come on now.
Bring it. Bring it. Come on now.
yeah, come on now

Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
tick-tick-tick-tick Boom!

here I go

The the p-p-p-prince ya wanna do? I can.
so tell my mother i loved her and her jam,
but p-p-purple mobs come and i start to stutter.
and I f-fumble every AoE ca-cast that I utter.
so I just try to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chill,
but it gets worse-a but worse-a but-but-but worse still.
I need the s-s-s-shamans to b-b-b-buff me into it,
they help me calm down and lay down a good hit.

Mobs get higher higher,
until they reach the ceiling.
Let's go yall, start the peeling,
staff in a strangle hold sweat pourin'.
Here we go and the exp start rollin'!
Yeah that's right yall it's time to see them blow,
so buff up the tanks, let's get into the tempo.
Many have tried with spells to repeat this show,
but AoE still beats them yo, hear the realm go...

Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
Boom! Boom! AoE the room!
tick-tick-tick-tick Boom!
 
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ormorof

Guest
keep em coming, one of the few things keeping me intrested while i pbt bot :D
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
I don't have the sense of balance and am not hip enough to hop so...

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger

----> Campspot Sitta

I was grouped and I was hunting
I was looking into a scout mob
I think the puller had screwed up
and now the beastie was chasing me

Fingertips pressed wrong keys
Insta DD'd some mob instead of rooting
And now there's eight of us running
I hope a seer makes it to the guards
(so we get rez, but no-one ever does)

I'm not dead but I soon will
And I'm so scared cause out of end

Been around the realm and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The noobs are cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a Fiftee
Put me in a group with gits
And then they said they had to disband me
You told them I was a dark spec
They cut off my xp I'm a level 10, god damn you!

I'm stuck I'm not lev'lin' well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm stuck I'm not lev'lin' well
And its a sin, others doin' so well

I want invites to zones
where uber xp roams
I wanna cap each kill
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The xp is sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill more mobs
You kill more mobs

Paranoia paranoia
Infs and shades are coming to get me
They say its only the BG
I'm running to the CK alone
Fast trip home
Hear the voices in my group
I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring
I think those buggers all AFK
The lagginess and the AFK they're killing me

I'm stuck I'm not lev'lin' well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm stuck I'm not lev'lin' well
And its a sin, others doin' so well
 
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parisienscot

Guest
I am astounded by this shock coming out of Roo's musical talents!

Roo for president!

(Disclaimer: the poster of this message may or may not have guild affiliations with Roo Stercogburn)
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
I think an impartial observer should choose the song... then we pit fluffiness against darkness in the same tune :D

No more home turf. Neutral territory ;)

Let stupidity reign :D
 
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gengi

Guest
I think the song to be modded should be

'The Monkees theme Song'

in honour og GOA's most productive workers

:rolleyes:

Later
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
Roo....

Get out more.


Seelie....

Get a job.. and get yer hair cut!


Besisdes that.. I think Seelie is winning this atm. :p
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
Just for you then Cloud ;)

Here we come, clankin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Mids and Hibs we meet.

(Chorus)
Hey, hey, we're the Tincans
And people say we're mincing around.
But we're too busy zerging
To pull any keep doors down.

Could go alone if we want to,
Thats not what we do
If you see only one group,
Ten more come into view.

(Chorus)

We're just tryin' to get realm points,
Come watch us smite and play,
We're the l33t generation,
We need lots of friends to play.

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
20 groups standing there

(Chorus)

(break)

(Chorus)

We saw a lone skald in Emain,
We called out all our friends,
We saw a group down in Odins,
We called NATO and the U.N.

Hey, hey, we're the Tincans
And people say we're mincing around.
But we're too busy zerging
We may be coming to your town.
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
Oh dear god Noooooooooooooo! :twak:

Right you 2... here's the deal....


Both of you are to get your codpieces out.. strut around and give us your rendition of "Word Up".

We, your peers, will then decide who did the better DAoC releated rendition.


The looser gets the stigma of having a worse version than the talentless spice tart's one......
 
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Validus

Guest
i hope seel didn't make this thread to get a "people's rapper" costum title
 
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old.windforce

Guest
ottis redding as thane:

i am just sitting on edge of the mpk...
waisting time

watching the full groups go away

oeeeeeeeee

<not much of a song writer ...>
 
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kinag

Guest
Roo and Tohtori, how the hell do you come up with all this shit.. its cracking me up :clap:
 
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Coim-

Guest
Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
We're just tryin' to get realm points,
Come watch us smite and play,
We're the l33t generation,
We need lots of friends to play.
Oooooooh, that's got to lose you some points. Rhyming play with...play. Apart from that, uber! :p
 
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SilverHood

Guest
(This is real poor btw, so don't laugh)

Blue (Da Ba Dee)

- Eiffel 65

You're listenin' up

Here's a story

About a little Thane

That lives in a cold world

And all day and all night

And everything he sees

Is just gimped, like him

Inside and outside

Gimped his class

With a gimped Axe spec

And some gimped RA's

And everything is gimped

For him, and itself

And everybody around

Cause he ain't got

No reason

To get up of the ground

I'm a Thane, da ba dee, da ba dei

Da ba dee, da ba dei, da ba dee, da ba dei

Da ba dee, da ba dei, da ba dee, da ba dei

I'm a Thane, da ba dee, da ba dei

Da ba dee, da ba dei, da ba dee, da ba dei

Da ba dee, da ba dei, da ba dee, da ba dei

I have an Insta DD

With a look for all to see

Uber are the enemies

Of all that I fight

Uber are the Hibs

And so are the minstrels,

That run at first sight


Gimped are the people here

That walk around

Gimped like my Thane

It's in and outside

Silent are the words I say

And what I think

Nerfed are the feelings

That live inside me

I'm a Thane, da ba dee, da ba dei

Da ba dee, da ba dei, da ba dee, da ba dei

Da ba dee, da ba dei, da ba dee, da ba dei

I'm a Thane, da ba dee, da ba dei

Da ba dee, da ba dei, da ba dee, da ba dei

Da ba dee, da ba dei, da ba dee, da ba dei

(fuck me if I can do the last verse)
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
sorry roo ol'buddy, but Tohto has to take it for the boom shake the room. fucking hilarious
 
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gengi

Guest
:clap: Roo
:clap: Teh Seel

I am personally at a loss, flip a coin, both excellent.

Later
 

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