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"A Ranger-boy Can't Survive by Kaphen DePriest
Mythic always says they don't got the time
to fix the archer classes so they are in line
Our death rate is up and our damage is down
we always get mugged if we solo around
I try to hide in the woods you see
and hope that an assassin don't see me.
I got a bow and some arrows and an oversized knife.
A Ranger-boy Can't survive
And a Ranger-boy can't survive.
See, I can duel weild my swords all day long
but damage kinda sucks 'cause I'm not very strong.
We make our own bows and our own arrows too
but thats about all we Rangers can do.
We talk about our problems and people say we whine
A Ranger-boy can't survive
And a Ranger-boy can't survive.
Cause you can flush us out, you can make us run
Just one assassin can come spoil our fun.
We say LFG and they say "Spam"
when they turn us away we just say Damn!
We come from Hibernia the gimpiest of lands
if you don't think we are then please raise your hands.
We needa lotta love, but Mythic says we're fine.
and a Ranger-boy can't survive,
Ranger folks can't survive,
I had a good friend in TNN city
He never called me Kaphen he called me "Gimpy"
My grandpa taught me how to die like a man
his taught him to be a crafter-man.
He used to help me salvage stuff through the night
I'd let him duel me and then lose the fight.
But he was killed by an Infil with an MP knife
for 43 Realm Points my friend lost his life.
I wanna spit a hocker in that dudes eye
and shoot him with my bow but I'd miss everytime.
A Ranger-boy can't survive.
Ranger folks can't survive.
Cause you can flush us out, you can make us run
Just one assassin can come spoil our fun.
We say LFG and they say "Spam"
when they turn us away we just say Damn!
We come from Hibernia the gimpiest of lands
if you don't think we are then please raise your hands.
We needa lotta love, but Mythic says we're fine
and a Ranger-boy can't survive,
Ranger folks can't survive,
Ranger-boys can't survive,
Ranger folks can't survive.
"
posted by Duke Dastardly on vnboards
Mythic always says they don't got the time
to fix the archer classes so they are in line
Our death rate is up and our damage is down
we always get mugged if we solo around
I try to hide in the woods you see
and hope that an assassin don't see me.
I got a bow and some arrows and an oversized knife.
A Ranger-boy Can't survive
And a Ranger-boy can't survive.
See, I can duel weild my swords all day long
but damage kinda sucks 'cause I'm not very strong.
We make our own bows and our own arrows too
but thats about all we Rangers can do.
We talk about our problems and people say we whine
A Ranger-boy can't survive
And a Ranger-boy can't survive.
Cause you can flush us out, you can make us run
Just one assassin can come spoil our fun.
We say LFG and they say "Spam"
when they turn us away we just say Damn!
We come from Hibernia the gimpiest of lands
if you don't think we are then please raise your hands.
We needa lotta love, but Mythic says we're fine.
and a Ranger-boy can't survive,
Ranger folks can't survive,
I had a good friend in TNN city
He never called me Kaphen he called me "Gimpy"
My grandpa taught me how to die like a man
his taught him to be a crafter-man.
He used to help me salvage stuff through the night
I'd let him duel me and then lose the fight.
But he was killed by an Infil with an MP knife
for 43 Realm Points my friend lost his life.
I wanna spit a hocker in that dudes eye
and shoot him with my bow but I'd miss everytime.
A Ranger-boy can't survive.
Ranger folks can't survive.
Cause you can flush us out, you can make us run
Just one assassin can come spoil our fun.
We say LFG and they say "Spam"
when they turn us away we just say Damn!
We come from Hibernia the gimpiest of lands
if you don't think we are then please raise your hands.
We needa lotta love, but Mythic says we're fine
and a Ranger-boy can't survive,
Ranger folks can't survive,
Ranger-boys can't survive,
Ranger folks can't survive.
"
posted by Duke Dastardly on vnboards
Both you and Xarr has picked on it now. The current version is what Xarr said was the correct one after I had used 'fly' instead of 'soar'. Make up your minds, rawr.. :F