Teh Funneh Thread

[Ewul_Krypt]

Originally posted by old.Osy
Apollo 11 Story

On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to Earth and heard by millions.

But just before he reentered the Lander, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Amstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

In 1938 when he was a kid in a small midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows.

His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
-True Story!

Someone post some more funneh things dam it !

Edit: Someone answer me this, is that story true =p??

 

[old.job]

Of course it is, the fact that he never said 'Good luck Mr Gorsky'
on the moon or that he never had a neighbour called Mr Gorsky at any time in his life should not put you off.

 

[Ewul_Krypt]

Originally posted by old.job
Of course it is, the fact that he never said 'Good luck Mr Gorsky'
on the moon or that he never had a neighbour called Mr Gorsky at any time in his life should not put you off.

hmmms..

Post teh funnehs NOW!

 

[SilverHood]

 

[Sarnat]

LOL good one Korvarn...

I wish I had one strip from König's gay cartoons... was rather hilarious.

 

[Sharma]

where ya get this stuff?

 

[Archeon]

/em enters conspiricy nut mode

Bah, theres no way it can be a true story. neil armstrong never landed on the moon, the whole thing was staged on a set in nervada

 

[SilverHood]

i have those funny strips stashed on my hosting account... lots of crap there

here's another

 

[old.tRoG]

 

[Ewul_Krypt]

!!!

Theres been 8 posts and the thread has not fell victem to formites, I R TEH SUCCESS!!!!111

 

[old.Tohtori]

You sure? Maybe it fell but you didn't notice it? You have a potato in your pocket? Might be 'cause it was there to start off to.