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Roo Stercogburn
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Teh Friday NYD... er, News!
2003-06-20
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Hibernians, Albions and Midgardians, lend me your ears! No you silly trolls, not literally. MEDIC!
Its been a slow week here at the GOAT offices so we've had to completely invent things to tell you. OI! What do you mean so whats new?
Dateline Prydwen
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Sad news for Midgard. While drunk it appears Krill has eaten all the Nyd guildmembers. Of his fellow guildmate, Ayam, he said "Tasted like chicken. Tandoori maybe."
Apparently just as he was about to launch into his Legion impression someone shouted "NOOOO This is how we lost Esola!" but he was too quick for them.
Looks like its byebye to Nyd. Concerned family members have been forcefeeding Thane Whalefood lots of TurboLax hoping to get back valuable heirlooms. Strangely, none of Trigali's family showed, but then it is a VERY long way from the frog pools in Vanern.
Krill is now in therapy and as he sat on the bench waiting to be seen by the apothacary all we could get out of him was "Mmm like Juicy Fruit."
House Nyd has been opened to the public and you can visit this museum 7 days a week, 8 days a week if you drink Damon's Mushroom Mead (TM). Furnishings are adorned with skulls of various Nyd guildmembers Krill has chowed down on over the years. The mantelpiece has Ayam's unopened How To Heal Groupmates 101 and if you hunt around the house you'll find the PA that Trigali has been missing for years. Bedroom includes Esolabear(TM) which squeaks if you sit on it, just like the real thing.
Archeologists are excited because beneath the foundations of the house they've unearthed some of Krill's jokes and these will be available soon.
Selling accounts
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A gentle reminder: as you know, it is against the EULA to trade user accounts in any kind of way unless you cut GOAT in for a slice of the action. If you are caught account trading your account(s) will be suspended and we will come for you in the night. We know where you live. And where you keep your teddybear. Yes, you thought we didn't know about that didn't you?
Fool Baiting
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Note that it is against the CoC to infiltrate the US VN boards and make fun of our American cousins. Anyone caught doing this will be exiled to an ice float and made to babble incoherently. We have Teh Powah.
Well thats it for this week. Good hunting, have a great weekend.
Should auld aquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind.
Should auld aquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne....
...MUHAHAHAHAHA(TM)
Byebye Nyd, Mid/Pryd will miss you bigtime.
/bow
2003-06-20
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Hibernians, Albions and Midgardians, lend me your ears! No you silly trolls, not literally. MEDIC!
Its been a slow week here at the GOAT offices so we've had to completely invent things to tell you. OI! What do you mean so whats new?
Dateline Prydwen
----------------------
Sad news for Midgard. While drunk it appears Krill has eaten all the Nyd guildmembers. Of his fellow guildmate, Ayam, he said "Tasted like chicken. Tandoori maybe."
Apparently just as he was about to launch into his Legion impression someone shouted "NOOOO This is how we lost Esola!" but he was too quick for them.
Looks like its byebye to Nyd. Concerned family members have been forcefeeding Thane Whalefood lots of TurboLax hoping to get back valuable heirlooms. Strangely, none of Trigali's family showed, but then it is a VERY long way from the frog pools in Vanern.
Krill is now in therapy and as he sat on the bench waiting to be seen by the apothacary all we could get out of him was "Mmm like Juicy Fruit."
House Nyd has been opened to the public and you can visit this museum 7 days a week, 8 days a week if you drink Damon's Mushroom Mead (TM). Furnishings are adorned with skulls of various Nyd guildmembers Krill has chowed down on over the years. The mantelpiece has Ayam's unopened How To Heal Groupmates 101 and if you hunt around the house you'll find the PA that Trigali has been missing for years. Bedroom includes Esolabear(TM) which squeaks if you sit on it, just like the real thing.
Archeologists are excited because beneath the foundations of the house they've unearthed some of Krill's jokes and these will be available soon.
Selling accounts
--------------------
A gentle reminder: as you know, it is against the EULA to trade user accounts in any kind of way unless you cut GOAT in for a slice of the action. If you are caught account trading your account(s) will be suspended and we will come for you in the night. We know where you live. And where you keep your teddybear. Yes, you thought we didn't know about that didn't you?
Fool Baiting
---------------
Note that it is against the CoC to infiltrate the US VN boards and make fun of our American cousins. Anyone caught doing this will be exiled to an ice float and made to babble incoherently. We have Teh Powah.
Well thats it for this week. Good hunting, have a great weekend.
Should auld aquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind.
Should auld aquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne....
...MUHAHAHAHAHA(TM)
Byebye Nyd, Mid/Pryd will miss you bigtime.
/bow
