Oro
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Friday, News So Meaty You Can Chew It!
[2004-18-06]
This week a point about getting the best out of bug exploits, details on the GOA Techie way of life, some interesting game tips and a casual sex offer.
Job Offer
GOA is recruiting a Stress Management Consultant, or more commonly known as a Behatch.
Profile :
Should be very fit, and flexible. You will be expected to satisfy many positions and have the ability to improvise for management who are fond of pets and/or flavours of custard.
Mission :
As a SMC you will be responsible for making sure that staff are refreshed and relaxed and not wanking at their desks.
Further details :
Salary : depends on cuteness.
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What's the difference between using tips and bug exploiting ?
This is entirely down to popularity. If we like you, you can get away with it. If you are a constant forum whiner that badmouths us we will look for the tiniest excuse to have your favourite char hung, drawn and quartered. If you are only mildly annoying, we'll randomly swap items between your chars, driving you nuts.
Security : Do not hesitate to change your current address. We have squads patrolling Europe that are fond of stealing household items of players that bug us. We know where you live.
Creation of new guilds
We're bored of all the stupid names. The guild limit is flexible and entirely on a whim. If we like the name, you'll find it goes through.
Roleplay Tip
Cybering is not roleplaying. Most roleplaying is cybering, just with longer words. Beware stealthers in the long grass when acting these sessions out.
A roleplay guild is not a cybersex centre. Well, not officially.
Background Point : Of GOA Techies.
A Day in the life of:
08:00 Get out of bed.
08:01 Realise its Sunday, go back into hibernation
Monday:
08:00 Get out of bed.
08:01 Realise its Monday, get back into bed, firmly pulling covers over head.
08:02 Mum screams up the stairs that its time to get up.
08:03 Dad screams up the stairs that its time to get up.
08:04 Neighbours bang on wall to stop the screaming.
08:05 Reluctantly slide out from covers.
08:06 Sneak past bathroom/shower-room. Water is bad. Toothpaste is bad.
08:07 Coffee
08:10 More coffee
08:15 Do the the crosswords from all highbrow newspapers in 2 mins flat.
08:17 Develop a complex molecule that may be used to cure cancer in future.
08:17 Calculate the position of the moon, and deduce today's weather.
08:18 Put on GOA tie. Automatic drop in IQ. Avoid chewing gum when walking.
08:20 Leave the house to catch bus.
08:45 Arrive at office.
08:50 Check email, reroute to random person in office.
09:00 Switch on Out-Of-Office Auto-reply for email.
17:00 Go home.
That's all for this week, have fun and see you next time !
MUHAHAHAHAHA(TM)
[2004-18-06]
This week a point about getting the best out of bug exploits, details on the GOA Techie way of life, some interesting game tips and a casual sex offer.
Job Offer
GOA is recruiting a Stress Management Consultant, or more commonly known as a Behatch.
Profile :
Should be very fit, and flexible. You will be expected to satisfy many positions and have the ability to improvise for management who are fond of pets and/or flavours of custard.
Mission :
As a SMC you will be responsible for making sure that staff are refreshed and relaxed and not wanking at their desks.
Further details :
Salary : depends on cuteness.
---
What's the difference between using tips and bug exploiting ?
This is entirely down to popularity. If we like you, you can get away with it. If you are a constant forum whiner that badmouths us we will look for the tiniest excuse to have your favourite char hung, drawn and quartered. If you are only mildly annoying, we'll randomly swap items between your chars, driving you nuts.
Security : Do not hesitate to change your current address. We have squads patrolling Europe that are fond of stealing household items of players that bug us. We know where you live.
Creation of new guilds
We're bored of all the stupid names. The guild limit is flexible and entirely on a whim. If we like the name, you'll find it goes through.
Roleplay Tip
Cybering is not roleplaying. Most roleplaying is cybering, just with longer words. Beware stealthers in the long grass when acting these sessions out.
A roleplay guild is not a cybersex centre. Well, not officially.
Background Point : Of GOA Techies.
A Day in the life of:
08:00 Get out of bed.
08:01 Realise its Sunday, go back into hibernation
Monday:
08:00 Get out of bed.
08:01 Realise its Monday, get back into bed, firmly pulling covers over head.
08:02 Mum screams up the stairs that its time to get up.
08:03 Dad screams up the stairs that its time to get up.
08:04 Neighbours bang on wall to stop the screaming.
08:05 Reluctantly slide out from covers.
08:06 Sneak past bathroom/shower-room. Water is bad. Toothpaste is bad.
08:07 Coffee
08:10 More coffee
08:15 Do the the crosswords from all highbrow newspapers in 2 mins flat.
08:17 Develop a complex molecule that may be used to cure cancer in future.
08:17 Calculate the position of the moon, and deduce today's weather.
08:18 Put on GOA tie. Automatic drop in IQ. Avoid chewing gum when walking.
08:20 Leave the house to catch bus.
08:45 Arrive at office.
08:50 Check email, reroute to random person in office.
09:00 Switch on Out-Of-Office Auto-reply for email.
17:00 Go home.
That's all for this week, have fun and see you next time !
MUHAHAHAHAHA(TM)
