Teh Friday News!

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Roo Stercogburn

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Friday News!

[2003-07-02]

Aha maties! Another busy week for us at GOAT.

Bug Fixes and New Things
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It appears last week that the Event Team dropped an Ewul Hibby Weed Merchant into the capital of each of the 3 realms while under the influence of Dutch catering. Opinion is split on whether we should have these removed or have a second merchant nearby selling Mars Bars. Crafters in particular have been asking
for this. To answer a common question: no, alchemists will not be allowed to make their own doobies.

Players on Alb/Pryd have reported seeing an icecream van with several Minstrels wearing parkas singing "Justified and Ancient". We'll have the Event Team sort this as soon as they get out of rehab. It's supposed to be Purple Hills.


Server Improvements
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The network team have all been given more comfortable slippers to wear.


Realm Balancing
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Eat more icecream.


Assassin Classes
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Some players have claimed they've gained the powers of their in-game characters. This was evidenced by the combined team of Shadowblades, Nightshades and Infiltrators that tried to ninja Buckingham Palace 2 nights ago. They were only stopped at the last minute at the queen's bedroom when it turned out she is a RR10 Mana Chanter. We are investigating reports of LOS bug abuse with her pet, Phil. Buck House has now been designated a non-PvP area, but is ok for xp hunts. The area is fully itemised and the bug where you automatically got every drop if you were playing the butler class has been fixed.


That's all for this week. Good hunting and have a great weekend!
 
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CliffyG

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LOL the buckingham palace thing is great :p.
 
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old.windforce

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images the Q as RR10 chanter.....
LOL
 
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Brunore

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Mars Bars!!1 bah

we want Yorkies!!! big ones!!!!
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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Originally posted by Brunore
Mars Bars!!1 bah

we want Yorkies!!! big ones!!!!

Sheriff Bruno Fatman! :clap:

Moving up on second place
Behind Nicodemus Whatsisface
At 1 Foot 6 and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
With more alt chars than Glau baby
The dorky dorf from Gna on Sea
Ladies and gentlekobs, I give you...

S H E R I F F F A T M A N!

<Cough> sorry, was having a Carter moment there :)

Er, I'll get my coat then...
 
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old.Noita

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<sigh> If only DAoC were this entertaining :(

Nice one Roo :clap:
 

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