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~Lazarus~

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Re: Re: Re: Tattoo.

Originally posted by Wilier
so I used the timer on the camera, but only managed to get a pic of my arse.:(

LOL

Couldnt resist this one.


Wide Angle Lens then ?
 
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Mellow-

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Originally posted by FatBusinessman
I thought one of the cardinal rules of tattoos was never get a tattoo of your girlfriend/boyfriend's name...

It is. They're terribly hard to remove and quite, quite permanent.
 
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Summo

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Damn your reply, Mellow. :eek:
 
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L_Plates

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Originally posted by FatBusinessman

I thought one of the cardinal rules of tattoos was never get a tattoo of your girlfriend/boyfriend's name...




Correct but when you are younger we never listen, so i got it done anyways and as u probably figured she has left but the tattoo hasnt :rolleyes:
 
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~YuckFou~

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The black ones can be fairly successfully removed with lasers. Apparently red and green stay with you for life, or you could get another one over them.
I have none, although once when I was pissed I nearly got one on my arse. I'm glad I didn't.

The tribal/celtic tats seem very popular atm, but in 20 years?
 
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throdgrain

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Theres a couple of our American clan members who have the clan logo tattooed on their arms.
Omg, is all I can say really :)
 
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xane

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
I have none, although once when I was pissed I nearly got one on my arse. I'm glad I didn't.

Not the "W" on each cheek ? :eek6:
 
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Perplex

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Having a slight variation of this on either my right deltoid, shoulder, or right hip

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Originally posted by throdgrain
Theres a couple of our American clan members who have the clan logo tattooed on their arms.
Omg, is all I can say really :)

Sad twats. Fold the clan!!!! Teach the morons a lesson.

Anyone who has a tattoo of a name on them is a twat unless

a) it's their mum's name
b) it's their dad's name
c) it's is the name of their sister/brother
d) it's is the name of their kid(s)

I would never have a tattoo of a bird, fuck that, well actually I could get away with P(olly) <- Bird P(amela) <- Mumsy

Personally I don't like tattoos and I also find the cunts who put fucking huge rings in their earlobes a real turn off and should be given to testing labs to save the beagles.
 
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Cod

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I think its funny when people have a chinese symbol on their arm or something without knowing what it means.
 
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Wilier

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Blimey!!!

Thankfully, I know what the symbols mean. I had a chap at work write my daughters names in symbols (or as near as he could get) then the artist just copied them.

I suppose the guy who did the symbols could have written anything, and I will never know.:rolleyes:
 
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Perplex

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http://www.thisisessex.co.uk/essex/...98_h_SouthendLee_shock_at_gly_boytattoZM.html

Hairdresser Lee Becks proudly showed off his new £90 Chinese tattoo with a romantic message - only to be told it actually meant: "At the end of the day, this is an ugly boy."
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However, he found he had been tricked by the tattooist when a woman at a Chinese restaurant burst out laughing and told him the real meaning.
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Horrified Lee went back to the tattoo parlour, only to find it has shut down and is now saving to have a new tattoo done over the top.
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Lee said when he did dare to show off his arm in a nightclub a group of Chinese girls came up and burst out laughing
 
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throdgrain

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Originally posted by DBs


Sad twats. Fold the clan!!!! Teach the morons a lesson.

Anyone who has a tattoo of a name on them is a twat unless

a) it's their mum's name
b) it's their dad's name
c) it's is the name of their sister/brother
d) it's is the name of their kid(s)

I would never have a tattoo of a bird, fuck that, well actually I could get away with P(olly) <- Bird P(amela) <- Mumsy

Personally I don't like tattoos and I also find the cunts who put fucking huge rings in their earlobes a real turn off and should be given to testing labs to save the beagles.

Blimy, I dont recall you swearing like that before DBs ! However, its not the sort of thing Id do I must admit. As I said in the earlier post when I was younger we attempted to do the name of the bike club , and Im pretty glad I never did more than the first letter :)
You right about them ear lobe things too, wtf is that all about. I know a bloke with them , he thinks he looks cool, but really looks like a fucking idiot :)
Mad thing is , he had hair down to his arse in an enormous plaited pony tail, then one daY I see him and its been cut.
I dont see him for a year or so, next time his hair is still short, but he's grown his beard down to his chest and thats been plaited instead !
 
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~YuckFou~

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Yuck goes OT again :)

Few years ago I had a Jap Import car. The manual was in Japanese and there was someting I needed to understand in it, so we went for sushi and I took the manual ,,,,sorted.
 
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xane

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Originally posted by DBs
Anyone who has a tattoo of a name on them is a twat unless

d) it's is the name of their kid(s)


e) exception to above if tattoo is in 10cm high gothic letters above their arse.
 
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Will

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That's a plan - name your kids after your exes. Problem solved.:D
 
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xane

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Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
That's a plan - name your kids after your exes. Problem solved.:D

What about male children ? Not a problem for you maybe ...
 
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L_Plates

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
The black ones can be fairly successfully removed with lasers. Apparently red and green stay with you for life, or you could get another one over them.
I have none, although once when I was pissed I nearly got one on my arse. I'm glad I didn't.

The tribal/celtic tats seem very popular atm, but in 20 years?


I dont know about the laser bit, but if you are having a cover up tattoo done they are mainly an all black tattoo. Reason being is the reds, greens and so on cover up but the black outline wont. So black is the only way to cover names and the style of the old tattoo. So you mainly have to have a tribal stlye tattoo if it will cover the old 1 or something like a Panthers head.


Not much choice so i say choose wisely b4 you get a tat.
 

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