Science Tatooine? Get me a Millenium Falcon

[Sydrik]

BBC News - Nasa's Kepler telescope finds planet orbiting two suns

Want to make something seem even more important?
Link it to Star Wars!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

How many parsecs does it take to get there?

 

[Aph3x]

Thats the kessel run isnt it?

 

[Scouse]

How many parsecs does it take to get there?

Lucas is a moron - a parsec is a measurement of distance

 

[Jiggs]

What a coincidence that this story is announced exactly the same time as Star Wars is released on Blueray...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lucas is a moron - a parsec is a measurement of distance

Oh really, that's a fascinating fact i've never come across before. Do tell more

Does the sarcasm come across too thick?

 

[Job]

You could use it, for instance the remark 'It takes twenty miles to get there', isn't that much of a stretch of English.

 

[old.Tohtori]

True, for all we know, Han Solo might have been talking about how he had found the shortest route to complete the Kessel run