Task For Today --> Forumites

[ivan_tribbiani]

Heres a challenge folks :

Whoever comes up with the best Proverb/Idiom wins TEH PWICE!!!


Topic of Today is : Going Places/ Trip / Journey.

So may the best Journey related Proverb < of any content even explicit hehehe....> WIN !!!!!

.....GET READY

.........SET

............................GO !!!!

 

[Fafnir]

If the prize is your head on a spike outside the gates of Jordheim, i will perhaps join in the contest.

 

[VidX]

[Oriental voice]

Old Chinese saying: Run fast as can to your destination, but Skald will always get there first.

[/Oriental voice]

 

[Danya]

[oriental voice]

Wise man say: never cast mjollnir in grogans

[/oriental voice]

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

Mkay, Anything non DAOC related

Im serious i need this .... and since English aint my first language, im not precisely Shakesbeer when it comes to proverbs :/

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

A classic!

"Wherever you go - there you are!"

Neat, eh?

 

[Addlcove]

don´t cross the road if you can´t get out of the kitchen
"fuckarse, Boondock saints"


seriously

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

Heheheh


But really, anything along the lines of : Are you a "rider" or a "mule" ? < something like this >.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by ivan_tribbiani
Heheheh


But really, anything along the lines of : Are you a "rider" or a "mule" ? < something like this >.

There is no need to insult the Forumites(tm), Ivan... tsktsk

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

Originally posted by sickofit...


There is no need to insult the Forumites(tm), Ivan... tsktsk

/emote feels guilty.....and ashamed of undermining Teh Forumites good name

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Now, now...*pats Ivan's shoulder* Don't be so hard on yourself. With a little pwactice, you will be a proper Forumite(tm) in no time!

I shall ask the missus later.. she is from yankee land after all and should come up with a couple of good proverbs for da 'AK'.

 

[VidX]

Okey-dokey...

/em steps out of the DAoC world into what used to be the real world...

The one that my original proverb above really meant:

He who runs fastest
doesn't always arrive first.


Also:

He that travels far knows much.

Travel broadens the mind,
and raises the spirits.

Better late than never.

I do know loads more, but caouldn't be arsed typing them

 

[Jexa]

Apathy would rule the world if it could be bothered, huh VidX?

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

OK, does Teh Cross of Travelling/Roads make sense in American/English slang at all ??????

 

[Asgorim Fin]

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneris

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

Yehey Santa is alive !!!!! Where u been dirty ole bugger ?

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by Jexa
Apathy would rule the world if it could be bothered, huh VidX?

Ne'er a truer word!

 

[Psy|:m00:]

Confucious say : Person who Stands on toilet is high on Pot

 

[Jexa]

Originally posted by Psy|
Confucious say : Person who Stands on toilet is high on Pot

:lick: .... mm damn!

 

[old.Xarr]

he who travels is most likely to have luggage!

... wow i dunno it just sounded good at the time

*runs off giggling*

 

[old.Xarr]

oh and what is teh :lick:?

me wanna see teh lick

 

[Jexa]

Originally posted by old.Xarr
oh and what is teh :lick:?

me wanna see teh lick

See [here!]

 

[old.Xarr]

teh ppl demand :lick:!

 

[Addlcove]

don´t BW have some smilies designer that can create a :lick: for us?

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Well, that's the best I could find....

<-TEH L1(K

 

[old.Xarr]

omg teh smily has swallowed a ball!!!11 quik some1 help him!!!

 

[Jexa]

Originally posted by old.Xarr
omg teh smily has swallowed a ball!!!11 quik some1 help him!!!

You are too convincing at playing a moron.....

/ponders ...

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

... time for an SFX-freestyle-quote(tm)

Originally posted by Jexa


You are too convincing at playing a moron.....

/ponders ...

 

[old.Xarr]

why tahnk you jexa, you are tu kind!

and taht smily is scarey, gonna hav troubel sleeping tonihgt :uhoh:

 

[old.Xarr]

suparbeahr!!!!11